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Michelle
rectumdamnnearkilledem
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
OMG, Michelle...SO many of those things are spot on! k
Your toughness is made up of equal parts persistence and experience. You don't so much outrun your opponents as outlast and outsmart them, and the toughest opponent of all is the one inside your head." - Joe Henderson
Good Bad & The Monkey
I'm running somewhere tomorrow. It's going to be beautiful. I can't wait.
Poor baby
"So, I just switched the heads."
"Velocitus Delectiblus"
Gandalf the Grey
1975: Long hair 2007: Longing for hair 1975: Acid rock 2007: Acid reflux 1975: Tryin to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 2007: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 1975: Seeds and stems 2007: Roughage 1975: Hoping for a BMW 2007: Hoping for a BM 1975: Going to a new, hip joint 2007: Receiving a new hip joint 1975: Rolling Stones 2007: Kidney Stones 1975: Screw the system 2007: Upgrade the system 1975: Disco 2007: Costco 1975: Parents begging you to get your hair cut 2007: Children begging you to get their heads shaved 1975: Passing the drivers' test 2007: Passing the vision test 1975: Whatever 2007: Depends
Running ... just keep running!
Go Pre!
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