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Morning Constitutional (Read 1231 times)


Ostrich runner

    I just ate week old delivery pizza. Sausage, feta, and jalapenos. Any predictions?

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      I just ate week old delivery pizza. Sausage, feta, and jalapenos. Any predictions?

       

      expect a German/Greek/Mexican fusion of dubious consistency, anti-social whiffery and a case of mild to moderate ring-sting.  these may come in handy:

       

      curry wipes

      My leg won't stop mooing.

       

      i think i've got a calf injury.


      Ostrich runner

        Went for a backpacking trip last weekend. I ate almost nothing except for steak, beef jerky, sausage, and cheese (I did wash everything down with whiskey). Donning the pack and cinching the hipbelt produced predictable, if unexpected, results.

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        A Sweetheart

           steak, beef jerky, sausage, and cheese ...produced predictable, if unexpected, results.

          Huh. Based on that diet, I was predicting that you wouldn't crap until the middle of next week.

          I want to do it because I want to do it.  -Amelia Earhart


          A Sweetheart

            predictable, if unexpected, 

             

            Timeout.

             

            What the eff is this supposed to mean?  Did you see it coming or not?

            I want to do it because I want to do it.  -Amelia Earhart


            Am I there yet?!?!

              No urge to poop during a race, but...TURBO BOOST! The rocket kicks in!

              Madison Marathon 11/10/2013    5:05:50
              Biggest Loser Half Marathon 2:17:49
              Next races: Chicago Marathon 5:30:16
                                  Madison Marathon 11/9/14
                                  Madison-MiniMarathon Aug. 2015


              Am I there yet?!?!

                No urge to poop during a race, but...TURBO BOOST! The rocket kicks in!

                 

                Otherwise known as breathing out of both ends.

                Madison Marathon 11/10/2013    5:05:50
                Biggest Loser Half Marathon 2:17:49
                Next races: Chicago Marathon 5:30:16
                                    Madison Marathon 11/9/14
                                    Madison-MiniMarathon Aug. 2015

                   


                  Ostrich runner

                     

                    Timeout.

                     

                    What the eff is this supposed to mean?  Did you see it coming or not?

                     

                    Well, I should've seen it coming. Instead, I woke up on the last day having contractions.

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                      Didn't happen in the morning, but I did wreck a McD's restroom about halfway into a 16 mile run last Saturday. I have never been as happy to see the Golden Arches as I was booking up Prince Avenue with fear in my heart and a time bomb ticking in my gut.

                        Didn't happen in the morning, but I did wreck a McD's restroom about halfway into a 16 mile run last Saturday. I have never been as happy to see the Golden Arches as I was booking up Prince Avenue with fear in my heart and a time bomb ticking in my gut.

                         

                        LOL, sounds very familiar, except the road is called "Princess Anne" where I live.   Too much coffee pre-run apparently. Dead

                         

                        The worst thing:  You arrive and someone is already occupying that single stall.  "--Fvck!"    --- They finally get done and you try and smile at them in a friendly way when they exit as you are mere seconds from.....from.... yeah, get out of my way, I need in there, and quick!

                        The Plan (big parts)→  /// April:  Hampton, VA 24 Hour Run for Cancer (PR 80 Miles) ///  Nov:  New York Marathon  ///  Dec:  Seashore State Park 50K  ///  ∞

                           

                          LOL, sounds very familiar, except the road is called "Princess Anne" where I live.   Too much coffee pre-run apparently. Dead

                           

                          Hey, I used to run on parts of Princess Anne. I remember having the fighter jets practicing their take offs and landings right over my house. I miss the Hampton Roads area.

                          When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?

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