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| Best "Out of the Office" auto email responses (Read 274 times) |
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posted: 9/26/2007 at 7:17 PM |
#6 is my favorite!
Dave 
1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.
Be prepared for my mood.
2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office.
If I were in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
3. Sorry to have missed you, but I am at the doctor's having my brain
and heart removed so I can be promoted to our Upper management team.
4. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation.
Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99
for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
6. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message.
Please restart your computer and try sending again.
(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over.)
7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place,
and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.
9. I've run away to join a different circus.
10. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons.
When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of Joe.
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posted: 9/27/2007 at 1:33 AM |
Those are so much better than my boss's old standard out of office email - he would write, I'm out of the office, please resend your email to Jill at the following address myaddress@myoldoffice.
I never cared for that. |
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posted: 9/27/2007 at 11:32 AM |
| Quote from Jill_B on 9/27/2007 at 1:33 AM: Those are so much better than my boss's old standard out of office email - he would write, I'm out of the office, please resend your email to Jill at the following address myaddress@myoldoffice.
I never cared for that.
What, no automatic forwarding? |
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posted: 9/27/2007 at 5:59 PM |
| Thanks for the chuckles Dave! Those were great! |
Rick
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