A mud run is being sued for causing injury. By a bandit.

Ennay

A Saucy Wench

posted: 5/22/2012 at 11:09 AM

Quote from dallas on 5/21/2012 at 12:58 PM:

My ads "Milky Way." I feel not much can go wrong with a candy bar. And suddenly I'm hungry.

My ad is for "Oregon's only nationally certified joint program"

I did not know they were certifying the doobie, but not a surprise that Oregon would do it first.

I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

"When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

zoom-zoom

Fanatic #3965

posted: 5/22/2012 at 11:24 AM

Quote from Ennay on 5/22/2012 at 11:07 AM:

disoriented? I cant say I have ever been disoriented at the end of a 5K. Ooooooh maybe mud runs should install a Tilt-a-whirl obstacle

Clearly they need sharp-shooters with Ambien darts...

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

srlopez

Eye of Sauron

posted: 5/22/2012 at 11:29 AM
modified: 5/22/2012 at 11:30 AM

To be all extreeeme mud run, I suggest Amazonian blow gun guys from behind fake trees (a la Raiders of the Lost Ark) trying to ambien-up competitors.

FOOP..... FOOP... (that's what it would sound like as you ran by)

Wrigley Girl mentioned that I forgot the word 'epic'. There's a dude around here that runs ultras and marathons with a tiny little dog. Named Epic. Gah.

And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

Ileneforward

Milktruck say relentless