Face weight

Anya_

posted: 7/26/2011 at 10:20 AM
modified: 7/26/2011 at 10:21 AM

I had a friend who was into Face Reading. She could tell if you've been boozing or eating bad food by your face.

She says it shows.

Look at Shatner.

Speaking of Shatner, have you guys seen his Roast?

- Anya

ymmv

posted: 7/26/2011 at 10:27 AM

my mom could always tell what i'd been eating by looking at my face. then she'd hand me a napkin.

brerfootbill

posted: 7/26/2011 at 11:28 AM
modified: 7/26/2011 at 12:54 PM

Quote from beef on 6/30/2011 at 2:02 PM:

I'm trying to lose some chub out of my cheeks. Right now I have a plan to chew gum at least four times per week. Is it better to chew more times per week, or should I try to introduce more variation in my chewing?

For the the optimal results I always get with my military and professional sports clients, you must chew at a precise rate of 181 times per minute - for which I have coined the term "strum rate" (stride/gum). For scientific reasons that I'm unable to divulge because no one can follow my complete mastery of sports enhancement and if I say it, it must be true - hey, BTW, do you have any questions for me? No, really, anything! Anyway, if your face is drooping slightly on one side, or otherwise looks a little "uneven", you can actually teach yourself (as I have easily done) to chew with a different strum rate on either side simultaneously. Granted, this takes some practice but the results of looking symmetrical are well worth it! This of course is only a small part of my theory and practice of Bilateral Science.

"I can do 440 in 220" Half Fanatic #846 "Ninety percent of running is half mental"

LedLincoln

Food

posted: 7/26/2011 at 3:59 PM

Havana, I am your disciple.

testing testing

Trent

posted: 7/26/2011 at 5:27 PM

Quote from Anya_ on 7/26/2011 at 10:20 AM:

Speaking of Shatner, have you guys seen his Roast?

Wow. This thread was hijacked fast. By the OP. In the OP.

Nice work!

I'm running somewhere tomorrow. It's going to be beautiful. I can't wait.

Poor baby

srlopez

Eye of Sauron

posted: 7/26/2011 at 5:29 PM

You can't hijack yourself.

Well, I mean. I guess you can.

Hmmm.

I need a shower.

And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

spaniel

mileage hound

posted: 7/26/2011 at 5:47 PM

Quote from beef on 6/30/2011 at 2:13 PM:

I really want Lance Armstrong cheeks, but I'm uncomfortable with steroids.

No worries. EPO is not a steroid.

2013 goals: Kick some arse. Moreso than 2012.

"If you want to be a bad a$s, then do what a bad a$s does. There's your pep talk for today. Go Run." -- Slo_Hand

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GatsbyBird

posted: 7/26/2011 at 9:26 PM

It was all worth it for this. An unexpected bonus.

Quote from Riggs 2.0 on 6/30/2011 at 5:20 PM:

I'm changing web hosting services.

I'll try to link to photo from FACEbook:

You need to make a funny face at the end of a race! I lost at least a pound of fat off of my face.

srlopez

Eye of Sauron

posted: 7/26/2011 at 9:28 PM

What you have there has been declared THE BEST RACE PHOTO OF ALL TIME.

And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

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