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Darwin Awards (Read 796 times)


Do not attempt

    "Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

     

    "The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

     

    ✓ Mt Lemmon Marathon 29 Apr AZ

    ✓ Pitttsburgh Marathon PA 6 May 

    ✓ Ice Age 50 Mile WI 12 May

    Tahoe Rim Trail 50 Mile NV 21 Jul

     JFK 50 Mile MD 17 Nov


    Prince of Fatness

      Ouch.

      The jogger formerly known as MrPHinNJ


      Menace to Sobriety

        Shocking!
        Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
          Wow I would be pissed....
          Whatever my lot, thou hast taught me to say, It is well, it is well with my soul.


          You'll ruin your knees!

            ""...the truth that someday, you will go for your last run. But not today—today you got to run." - Matt Crownover (after Western States)" “We are healed from suffering only by experiencing it to the full!” - Proust


            tipsy chicks

              I wonder if he'd been drinking...Tongue

              Kirsten

              '07: 1324.5 ••• '08: 1561 ••• '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike ••• '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike ••• '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike

              '12 Goals:

              • more off-road

              • gain proficiency @ CX mounts & dismounts (ie stop leap-frogging w/people who ride slower after every obstacle -- finish further up the field)

              punch Type 1 in the junk, again

                See, now I remember an episode of MythBusters where they tested this theory out (though it was actually peeing on the Third Rail) and pretty much concluded that it couldnt happen because when you are peeing the urine breaks up during flight so there never really would be a full path from the ground/live wire/third rail to your um... weiner.

                Happyfeet


                  See, now I remember an episode of MythBusters where they tested this theory out (though it was actually peeing on the Third Rail) and pretty much concluded that it couldnt happen because when you are peeing the urine breaks up during flight so there never really would be a full path from the ground/live wire/third rail to your um... weiner.

                   If that were so, wonder what he was trying to do with a live wire and his ... weiner


                  Old, Slow, Happy

                    See, now I remember an episode of MythBusters where they tested this theory out (though it was actually peeing on the Third Rail) and pretty much concluded that it couldnt happen because when you are peeing the urine breaks up during flight so there never really would be a full path from the ground/live wire/third rail to your um... weiner.

                     

                    Yep, I remember that too!!


                    A Saucy Wench

                      I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

                       

                      "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

                        See, now I remember an episode of MythBusters where they tested this theory out (though it was actually peeing on the Third Rail) and pretty much concluded that it couldnt happen because when you are peeing the urine breaks up during flight so there never really would be a full path from the ground/live wire/third rail to your um... weiner.

                         Go find a local farm and pee on the electric fence. You might find a different theory as many of us rural types learned when growing up. Won't kill ya but sure makes an impression. In other news, your tongue won't get stuck when placing it on a flag pole in the middle of winter. I triple dog dare ya!

                         

                        This is certainly a hair raising Darwin winner.


                        "He conquers who endures" - Persius
                        "Every workout should have a purpose. Every purpose should link back to achieving a training objective." - Spaniel


                        Me and pacer Blake

                           Go find a local farm and pee on the electric fence. You might find a different theory as many of us rural types learned when growing up. Won't kill ya but sure makes an impression. 

                          1+

                          My favorite challenge to a visitor as a kid. "Betcha can't piss over that wire"

                          "... the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly: it is dearness only that gives every thing its value..."  Thomas Paine Dec 23, 1776 The Crisis


                          Prince of Fatness

                             Go find a local farm and pee on the electric fence. You might find a different theory as many of us rural types learned when growing up. Won't kill ya but sure makes an impression..

                             

                            Never pissed on one but one time I grabbed one to go under it.  Yeah, that was a wake up call.

                            The jogger formerly known as MrPHinNJ


                            We've Got Big Hills

                               

                              Never pissed on one but one time I grabbed one to go under it.  Yeah, that was a wake up call.

                               

                              Shouldn't you be brewing beer right now?

                                Piss.  Beer.  What's the difference?
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