Lance Armstrong appears finally to have run out of rope.

LedLincoln

Food

posted: 8/30/2012 at 1:46 PM

Quote from spaniel on 8/30/2012 at 12:28 PM:

The entire cold+sinus aisle is on the list. I'm not kidding.

IMHO, the best treatment for a cold is running.

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LedLincoln

Food

posted: 8/30/2012 at 1:46 PM

I actually thought this thread would die on the moon, but no.....

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npaden

posted: 8/30/2012 at 1:49 PM

Are hot peppers on the list? They work really well for as decongestants.

I didn't know Pseudoephedrine was a PED. Maybe I should take some before my next race!

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Milktruck say relentless

posted: 8/30/2012 at 3:52 PM

Since surviving testicular cancer along with the attendant surgery and radiation therapy, doesn't Lance Armstrong get to take synthetic testosterone to replace his normal levels? Wouldn't his blood work fluctuate depending on his course of supplementation?

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

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arlahile

posted: 8/30/2012 at 5:47 PM

Will I run faster if I spend all my vacation time in Mexico and eat lots of Mexican steaks? 'Cause that would be fun.

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Fanatic #3965

posted: 8/30/2012 at 6:03 PM

Quote from arlahile on 8/30/2012 at 5:47 PM:

Will I run faster if I spend all my vacation time in Mexico and eat lots of Mexican steaks? 'Cause that would be fun.

I'm thinking all the tainted steaks in the world won't make up for the tequila and ceveza. Blush

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

Doug B

posted: 8/30/2012 at 10:30 PM

Quote from Purdey on 8/30/2012 at 5:56 AM:

I believe in Armstrong's achievements despite all you conspiracy theorists. Who is to say that they didn't actually land on the moon. Armstrong is gone now. Let him rest in peace.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjEtzvgBGoY

evidence to the contrary...

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LedLincoln

Food

posted: 8/31/2012 at 8:45 AM

Quote from zoom-zoom on 8/30/2012 at 6:03 PM:

I'm thinking all the tainted steaks in the world won't make up for the tequila and cerveza.

I've always thought they were PEDs.

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Fanatic #3965

posted: 8/31/2012 at 9:13 AM

Quote from LedLincoln on 8/31/2012 at 8:45 AM:

I've always thought they were PEDs.

Not for me...running hungover is painful! Black eye

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

Joe.

posted: 8/31/2012 at 9:15 AM

Here's conclusive video to end the debate once and for all

waytogo

posted: 8/31/2012 at 9:22 AM

Quote from zoom-zoom on 8/31/2012 at 9:13 AM:

Not for me...running hungover is painful!

There's definitely a line. I've gone out and had a few beers the night before a long run, and felt really, really good. Then there were those other times. Maybe one beer too many? Barely made it 3 miles before quitting. That's just beer, though. Bring tequila into the mix, and running ain't happening.

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Fanatic #3965

posted: 8/31/2012 at 9:39 AM

Quote from Joe. on 8/31/2012 at 9:15 AM:

Here's conclusive video to end the debate once and for all

Hmmm...I'm still not sure that settles it either way.

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

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Fanatic #3965

posted: 8/31/2012 at 9:41 AM

Quote from waytogo on 8/31/2012 at 9:22 AM:

There's definitely a line. I've gone out and had a few beers the night before a long run, and felt really, really good. Then there were those other times. Maybe one beer too many? Barely made it 3 miles before quitting. That's just beer, though. Bring tequila into the mix, and running ain't happening.

Stomach Party!

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)