>Off the Beaten Path>you can't make this stuff up part III
In an infinite universe, the one thing sentient life cannot afford to have is a sense of proportion
Needs more cowbell!
• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!
• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)
✓ 1st olympic distance duathlon - AG 2nd!!
• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race - no MTB in '13
✓ Half Fanatic
✓ punch Type 1 in the junk
Stephen King wrote a book about this sort of thing.
When you're on your deathbed, you won't be wishing that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will be wishing that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, then you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
I run for Haiti Facebook
One of my good friends from high school/college had emergency surgery as a freshman to have her ovary removed due to a cyst or tumor or something. When they took it out, they found teeth and hair growing on it.
To this day, I shutter at the thought of it.
Mitch & Pete's Mom
my mother-in-law apparently has two spleens. Or is that spline? I never figured on plural use of the work spleen.
Globule, I think the book was titled "The Dark Half," maybe...
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