>Off the Beaten Path>Conversations in Panera Bread...
veggies on the run
A Dance with Monkeys
I'm running somewhere tomorrow. It's going to be beautiful. I can't wait.
Oh, and FWIW, this:
- Cream cheese comes in one flavor: cream cheese flavor.
I need a ruling. I usually put peanut butter and strawberry jelly on my wheat "bagels." How many violations is this?
So using this logic, dip comes in one flavor...sour cream
A Saucy Wench
I'm scared of the next phase. That's the one where I either no longer care about the line, or I completely lose self-awareness that a DOM line exists and just do it without knowing. I mean, I do it now, but I still care and recognize it.
I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets
"When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7
Please please dont cross that line. I like my dirty old men, until they actually become sad old men who no longer realize the difference between flirting and groping. MTA: I realize this is a week old but I was on vacation with dial up
I promise not to cop a feel the next time I see you.
And I'm not old, so the next time I see you who knows what I'll do.
You better not try to feel me up.