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| Chuck Norris? (Read 266 times) |
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posted: 4/12/2008 at 12:40 AM |
| When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push up, he pushes the earcth down........ |
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posted: 4/12/2008 at 12:46 AM |
There is no “CTRL” button on Chuck Norris’ computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lays potato chip.
Chuck Norris is the Reason why Waldo is hiding. |
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posted: 4/12/2008 at 1:09 AM |
Chuck Norris does not go hunting, Chuck Norris goes Killing.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.***** My Fav
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. |
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posted: 4/12/2008 at 2:23 AM |
Jesus rose from the dead after three days. Chuck Norris was killed and rose again after one.
Chuck Norris investigated, tracked down, and killed Osama bin Laden on 9/12/01. The government is keeping this secret in order to allow Al Queda to "save face".
Once, Chuck Norris was eating dinner at a Texas steakhouse when some kid came up to him and told him that Jean Claude van Damme could kick his ass. Chuck Norris contemplated the statement, finished his beer, then ate the kid's soul. He then quietly paid his check and left his server a 35% tip, which he thought was "fair".
Chuck Norris's favorite flavor of ice cream is Napalm.
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Ben
"A jug fills drop by drop"--Budda
Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!
I don't know, but I've been told
You never slow down, you never grow old |
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posted: 4/12/2008 at 2:53 AM |
| Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris never cries. |
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posted: 4/12/2008 at 6:33 AM |
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany
Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you
Chuck Norris's show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run
Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls |
Ironman Louisville 8-30-09
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| view log formerly RacingThoughts |
posted: 4/12/2008 at 11:11 AM |
Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders. |
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posted: 4/13/2008 at 3:55 PM |
Chuck Norris never sleeps. He waits.
Superman has Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
When Chuck Norris wants a salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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Jeanne
Marathoner in Training 10:00 pace coach
Next goal: Help 16yo DD2 do her first Half this fall |
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