That time of the month, ladies?

PerfesserR

Do not attempt

posted: 2/12/2010 at 9:04 PM

"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

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tipsy chicks

posted: 2/12/2010 at 9:25 PM

I can't wait for menopause so that I can be done with that business.

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 ••• '08: 1561 ••• '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike ••• '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike ••• '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike

'12 Goals:

• more off-road

• gain proficiency @ CX mounts & dismounts (ie stop leap-frogging w/people who ride slower after every obstacle -- finish further up the field)

• punch Type 1 in the junk, again

Teresadfp

posted: 2/12/2010 at 9:28 PM

But then you get to experience other fun stuff, or so I hear.

sruiz

Intentionally Blank

posted: 2/12/2010 at 9:30 PM

For that time of the month, I prefer gatorade with vodka in it.

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tipsy chicks

posted: 2/12/2010 at 9:32 PM

Yeah, but no more endometriosis, no more fibroids, no more cycles (and all of the garbage that comes with that), no more cramps, no more zits, no more spending $$ on "products." Sounds good to me.

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 ••• '08: 1561 ••• '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike ••• '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike ••• '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike

'12 Goals:

• more off-road

• gain proficiency @ CX mounts & dismounts (ie stop leap-frogging w/people who ride slower after every obstacle -- finish further up the field)

• punch Type 1 in the junk, again

Craig S

Menace to Sobriety

posted: 2/12/2010 at 9:37 PM

OK, I'm outta here.

Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.

srlopez

Giddyup.

posted: 2/12/2010 at 9:37 PM

YOIPS! And away!

Ultima tastes like failure.

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tipsy chicks

posted: 2/12/2010 at 9:48 PM

Chickens.

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 ••• '08: 1561 ••• '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike ••• '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike ••• '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike

'12 Goals:

• more off-road

• gain proficiency @ CX mounts & dismounts (ie stop leap-frogging w/people who ride slower after every obstacle -- finish further up the field)

• punch Type 1 in the junk, again

DirtyGraceFlint

$$Cha-ching$$

posted: 2/12/2010 at 10:19 PM

If they could make a shoe that makes me less stabby during those special few days each month that would be something....

Being the best tiny spec that I can be!

fatozzig

posted: 2/13/2010 at 12:20 AM

Get to your 40s, have harder, longer workouts, and "that time of the month" will go away for months at a time. It's wonderful!!! However, come taper time, it'll be back.

Leslie
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Craig S

Menace to Sobriety

posted: 2/13/2010 at 1:00 AM

Jimmy Fallon mentioned this shoe just this second.

Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.

wannaberunner

I look my best blurry!

posted: 2/13/2010 at 8:02 AM

Quote from zoom-zoom on 2/12/2010 at 9:25 PM:

I can't wait for menopause so that I can be done with that business.

I wonder what the menopause shoe will be like. Something to look forward to?

wannaberunner

I look my best blurry!

posted: 2/13/2010 at 8:03 AM

Quote from srlopez on 2/12/2010 at 9:37 PM:

YOIPS! And away!

Stick around or you will miss out on all the fun!

Craig S

Menace to Sobriety

posted: 2/13/2010 at 8:09 AM

Quote from wannaberunner on 2/13/2010 at 8:02 AM:

I wonder what the menopause shoe will be like. Something to look forward to?

Hot flash protection?

Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.

SkBunny

posted: 2/13/2010 at 8:49 AM

Quote from zoom-zoom on 2/12/2010 at 9:25 PM:

I can't wait for menopause so that I can be done with that business.

Then you would miss out on this 'wonderful' shoe. But maybe by that time they will have special shoes for menopausal women.

They should have made a set of shoes color coded for different times of the month.

I would rather wear out than rust out.
- Helen Klein
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- Winston Churchill

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