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Mikey, I am pleased to hear that you are trying to live a healthy lifestyle and chose to eat wheat bread. It is kinda cute that the wheat bread you bought was shaped like a donut. Of course, a whole wheat donut would be kinda yucky, so I can understand why somebody might get confused and call it a bagel. And try and sell it to you that way. But it is no more a bagel than it is a donut.

And I'm alright with that.

Oh, and FWIW, this: - Cream cheese comes in one flavor: cream cheese flavor.

So using this logic, dip comes in one flavor...sour cream

I need a ruling. I usually put peanut butter and strawberry jelly on my wheat "bagels." How many violations is this?

None. Trick question. The whole wheat bread is not a bagel, so PB&J on it is fine.

I'm scared of the next phase. That's the one where I either no longer care about the line, or I completely lose self-awareness that a DOM line exists and just do it without knowing. I mean, I do it now, but I still care and recognize it. I hope.

Please please dont cross that line. I like my dirty old men, until they actually become sad old men who no longer realize the difference between flirting and groping. MTA: I realize this is a week old but I was on vacation with dial up

I promise not to cop a feel the next time I see you.

And I'm not old, so the next time I see you who knows what I'll do.

I promise not to cop a feel the next time I see you.

you just have to be subtle about it. Well, now the cat's out of the bag on me so subtlety is a moot point. But my "dirty old man"/very close friend was the master of the wandering hug or the dirty joke right up until his wife died. Then he just got a delusion that if he just tried hard enough I would actually sleep with him. It was really sad. I find it very hard to even go visit him anymore and I know its not long now.