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    Live to run another day
    redleaf


      Received today:

       

      Discount meds for you and your pets

       

       

      First or last...it's the same finish line

      HF #4362

        Today I got:

         

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          I got:

           

           Ass-Catchers Championships

          and

           

          Dig her boobs

           

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            Of course you did.

             

             

            (but... ass catchers???  huh)

             

            ymmv


               

              Wow, it's from a serviceman, it must be legit!!

               and a Kennedy to boot!


              Imminent Catastrophe

                Someone out there really, really thinks I need a watch.

                "Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

                 "To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain

                "The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

                 

                √ Javelina Jundred Jalloween 2015

                Cruel Jewel 50 mile May 2016

                Western States 100 June 2016


                jules2

                  Apparently a dead guy in England has died, named me as his next of kin, and some barrister wants to give me all the money! Sweet.

                   

                   

                  I'm not really dead its a tax fiddle, please fill in the details as requested

                  Old age is when you move from illegal to prescribed drugs.

                  redleaf


                    "How well I might have swept his floors for ever"


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                    First or last...it's the same finish line

                    HF #4362

                    redleaf


                      Received today:

                       

                      He tinkledy-binkledy-winkled a bell

                      First or last...it's the same finish line

                      HF #4362


                      Imminent Catastrophe


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                        "Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

                         "To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain

                        "The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

                         

                        √ Javelina Jundred Jalloween 2015

                        Cruel Jewel 50 mile May 2016

                        Western States 100 June 2016


                        Imminent Catastrophe

                          Take me gently caressing my bunny!

                          "Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

                           "To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain

                          "The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

                           

                          √ Javelina Jundred Jalloween 2015

                          Cruel Jewel 50 mile May 2016

                          Western States 100 June 2016

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                            You had me at "sexual Russian"


                             

                            This reminds me of "what Sexual Harris meant."

                            Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                            remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                                 ~ Sarah Kay


                            1983

                              I feel sooo deprived.  I don't get any spam mail / email etc. 

                               

                              Favorite quote: Stop your crying you little girl! 2011: Mt Washington, Washington Trails, Peaks Island, Pikes Peak.

                                I like the "find out who's been searching for you!" ads

                                 

                                If it was that urgent they would have found me or I would have found them.

                                 

                                Its probably that Nigerian guy looking for the $5000 deposit plus my bank account info that he needs to wire me the $1,000,000 he promised.