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A mud run is being sued for causing injury. By a bandit. (Read 1913 times)


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    I have to wonder if he got teased as a kid...Bobby Fuckto!

    Kirsten

    '07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

    '13 Goals:

    DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

    • get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

    • 1st olympic distance duathlon

    • 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

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    punch Type 1 in the junk

      But you don't use your numbers...I think that's the difference.  Guys who use Jr. aren't generally douchey (I'm pretty fond of Robert Downey, Jr.), but if they openly use II or III or IV (etc.), then it always seems like an asshole red flag.

       

      Not sure he gets to choose whether to use the numerals or not in an official court filing, if that's his legal name. Still all sorts of things wrong with this story.

      Runners run.


      Eye of Sauron

        Not sure he gets to choose whether to use the numerals or not in an official court filing, if that's his legal name.

         

        Indeed.

         

        Also: "asshole red flag".  My ESL brain ponders that phrase in all kinds of ways.

        And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.


        Fanatic #3965

          Also: "asshole red flag".  My ESL brain ponders that phrase in all kinds of ways.

           

          Kinky.... Evil

          Kirsten

          '07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

          '13 Goals:

          DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

          • get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

          • 1st olympic distance duathlon

          • 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

          Half Fanatic

          punch Type 1 in the junk

            Heh.

             

            Officially I happen to be Eugenio VIII.

             

            It is still true, alas.

             

            Eugenio VIII. You should be an Emperor of somewhere. 

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            Eye of Sauron

              I am, man.

               

              I am.

              And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

                Eugenio VIII. You should be an Emperor of somewhere. 

                 

                 

                Pope!  Pope Eugenio VIII


                Best Present Ever

                  Guys with roman numerals after their names are invariably douchebags.  It's true.

                   

                  Ha! My husband is a II. It is part of his legal name on his birth certificate. I think it's silly, but hold it against his mother, who has odd pockets of pretentiousness.


                  Fanatic #3965

                    Ha! My husband is a II. It is part of his legal name on his birth certificate. I think it's silly, but hold it against his mother, who has odd pockets of pretentiousness.

                     

                    My son is technically the 4th D. Ivan, but they all have different first names, so no #s after any of the names.  We mostly kept up with the tradition for fun...Deucle, Darrell, Derek, Dane...

                    Kirsten

                    '07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

                    '13 Goals:

                    DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

                    • get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

                    • 1st olympic distance duathlon

                    • 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

                    Half Fanatic

                    punch Type 1 in the junk


                    Eye of Sauron

                      Deucle?

                      And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.


                      Fanatic #3965

                        Deucle?

                         

                        It's Dutch.  Not any worse than the Gunnar and Soren(s) in my family, I guess.  Though he always went by D. or Duke, so I think maybe he thought his name was lame.

                        Kirsten

                        '07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

                        '13 Goals:

                        DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

                        • get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

                        • 1st olympic distance duathlon

                        • 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

                        Half Fanatic

                        punch Type 1 in the junk


                        A Saucy Wench

                          I believe the next time we meet up I shall call thee Sir Eugenio VIII

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                            An emperor and a duke and you guys don't like trifecta's handle? 

                             

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                              more EXTREEEEEEEME stuff

                               

                              Get with it, old man.  Nothing is extreme (or even XTREME) anymore.  Everything is EPIC!!!!!!  Absolutely everything.  Epic runs, Epic rides, Epic races.  It is kind of like the word "classy".  If someone uses the word, you can guarantee that it is not. 

                               

                              I got mud on me at a gimmicky race.  It was Epic!!!!

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                                Meawhile the ad on the right side of this page for me currently shows a mud run with this slogan...

                                 

                                 

                                Mud. Fire. Beer. Music. Glory!

                                 

                                 

                                Hey, what could go wrong?

                                 

                                My ads "Milky Way."  I feel not much can go wrong with a candy bar.  And suddenly I'm hungry.

                                The tangents are moot.

                                Set the bar low. Crawl under it.

                                 

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