>Off the Beaten Path>Official RA Joke Thread!
"Nothing's better than the wind to your back, the sun in front of you, and your friends beside you." Aaron Douglas Trimble
'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)
• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!
• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)
• 1st olympic distance duathlon
• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race
• Half Fanatic
• punch Type 1 in the junk
"I'd say somebody else shot the beaver."
The engineer simply says, "Why can't they just play at night"?
You'll ruin your knees!
""...the truth that someday, you will go for your last run. But not today—today you got to run." - Matt Crownover (after Western States)
(thought that was appropriate on the eve of my youngest son's graduation from Baylor University - School of ENGINEERING!)
Abs of Flabs
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back.... or that you could
crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.
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