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I have a BAR!!! (Read 748 times)

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

    BTW, I know I'm not the only one who hates when the bars get wide. This Winter I had a month where I didn't do any consecutive runs. It made me CRAZY to see all the pudgy bars. At one point I forced myself to run 2 days in a row just to put my bars on a diet. Of course, this then made the spaces between the bars wider.... Tongue k

    Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

    remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

         ~ Sarah Kay


    Team HTFU NCTR Driver

      Dude, youse gotta chexxorz MY bar! It's like, der, wide. And squat. Check the scale! did




      Dog-Love

        Yeah but its a fartllek bar...how cool is dat? A big fat yellow fartlkk bar! I have never had one of those and now I really really want one!
        Run like you are on fire! 5K goal 24:00 or less (PR 24:34) 10K goal 50:00 or less (PR 52:45) HM goal 1:55:00 or less (PR 2:03:02) Marathon Goal...Less than my PR (PR 4:33:23)
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        rectumdamnnearkilledem

          Wouldn't it be cool if we could set the bar widths to correspond to our personal feelings about each type of run? Fartleks would be my widest ones! Big grin k

          Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

          remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

               ~ Sarah Kay

            Instead of "yo' mama" jokes we could have "yo' bar" jokes. Yo' bar is SO big...[insert punchline] Tongue k
            when it hauls ass it takes two trips!

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            Finished!

              omg. You guys crack me up. I nearly fell out of my chair when I read about the fartlek bar!
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              rectumdamnnearkilledem

                You know, I think RA needs an Archive/Best Of folder for noteworthy threads. This one certainly belongs! Big grin k

                Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                     ~ Sarah Kay

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                I've got a fever...

                  Dude, youse gotta chexxorz MY bar! It's like, der, wide. And squat. Check the scale! did
                  Dude, errr, Did: What in the world is a 0.03 mi fartlek? Is that when you suddenly put on a burst of speed on the way to the fridge to grab a beer? Clowning around

                  On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office.  But you will wish that you'd spent more time running.  Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.

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                  rectumdamnnearkilledem

                    Dude, errr, Did: What in the world is a 0.03 mi fartlek? Is that when you suddenly put on a burst of speed on the way to the fridge to grab a beer? Clowning around
                    Heh...more like trying to nab a plastic bag blowing across a parking lot! Wink k

                    Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                    remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                         ~ Sarah Kay

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