Unnecessary warning signs (Read 2817 times)

    Whoa, they're really open about it over there!

    Well at least someone here is making relevance to the subject.


    Imminent Catastrophe

      Subaru "dogs driving" commercial.

       

      Note the disclaimer: 

      Professional driver on closed course. Do not attempt.

      "Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

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      Boston Marathon 21 April 2014

      Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 19/20 July 2014


      325th place or bust!

        Subaru "dogs driving" commercial.

         

        Note the disclaimer: 

        Professional driver on closed course. Do not attempt.

         

        "Professional driver on closed course."  Good thing they only use professional dog drivers - you wouldn't want amateur dog drivers out there.

        PR: 5K 22:41, 10K 51:05, HM 1:59, Sprint Tri: done!

          or cats

           

          In an infinite universe, the one thing sentient life cannot afford to have is a sense of proportion

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          Believe

            This signs deters people who are not familiar with chemistry to stay out of a Louisville, KY fountain.  Everyone in the fountain is either illiterate or has average intelligence.  Dummies who can read stay dry.   

             

             I actually saw an interview on a local news station when they put those signs up and they asked a guy about them his answer was "I don't know nothing about that but it hasn't hurt me yet."  And he was serious!


            A Sweetheart

              White Lake speed sign

               

              MTA:  Not unnecessary, just strange.  How do you keep your eyes on the road and read the sign?

              I want to do it because I want to do it.  -Amelia Earhart


              day after day sameness

                White Lake speed sign

                 

                MTA:  Not unnecessary, just strange.  How do you keep your eyes on the road and read the sign?

                 

                Cripes!  Is there a reference clock for time synch?

                Choosing my words carefully has never been my strength I've been known to be vague and often pointless


                I fly.

                  It's a sign, but is it a warning?

                   

                  http://gawker.com/5874304/japanese-department-store-may-want-to-look-up-the-word-fucking

                   

                   

                  I don't have a photo, but when I was in Israel in 1999, there was a store having a sale and they had signs everywhere that said "Fuck the Sale".  I thought it was pretty funny, especially since so many people there speak English.  

                  Bring it on.


                  A Sweetheart

                    I was endlessly amused by misspellings in Nepal.

                     

                    I want to do it because I want to do it.  -Amelia Earhart


                    Feeling the growl again

                      A gas station outside Billing, Montana:

                       

                      It struck me as unnecessary, but then a bit amusing as they would not have put it up unless they had experienced some incidents...

                      "If you want to be a bad a$s, then do what a bad a$s does.  There's your pep talk for today.  Go Run." -- Slo_Hand

                       


                      Needs more cowbell!

                        All the unnecessary signs you could ever hope for...

                        I shoot pretty things! ~

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                        • 2 olympic distance duathlons -- 6 days apart -- PR at least 1

                        • 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)


                        Menace to Sobriety

                          All the unnecessary signs you could ever hope for...

                           

                          I heart this site. My personal fave is the "key cleaner",

                          Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.

                            Don't piss on your face?

                             

                             

                            I SO want to open this gate now. 

                             

                            In an infinite universe, the one thing sentient life cannot afford to have is a sense of proportion

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                              I think that first one is "you have to pay to play; don't think with your (insert-cute-term-for-manpart)"... something that many, many men between the age of 14 and 40 are guilty of.

                               

                                Don't piss on your face?

                                " ... and tell yourself it's raining."

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