I walk in the bedroom and find my husband with a naked chick!

kooky2003

Now that was a bath...

posted: 4/6/2007 at 5:56 PM
modified: 4/6/2007 at 5:56 PM

I'm devastated.

I kicked her face in, stabbed her, then strung her up to die.

I am still in shock.

jlynnbob "HTFU, Kookie's distal tibia"

Where's my closet? I need to get back in it.

voiceofgrog

posted: 4/6/2007 at 6:02 PM

I'm impressed by your knot tyings skills... Smile

So, is there a C.S.I. Ken doll that come to the scene?

kooky2003

Now that was a bath...

posted: 4/6/2007 at 6:08 PM

Ken ain't come yet. Pity. I'm moist with excitement now.

jlynnbob "HTFU, Kookie's distal tibia"

Where's my closet? I need to get back in it.

zoom-zoom

Fanatic #3965

posted: 4/6/2007 at 6:13 PM

Claire...you bored? Wink

k

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

kooky2003

Now that was a bath...

posted: 4/6/2007 at 6:16 PM

Can you tell? What gives it away? Scarlett is traumatized. It was her Barbie. The one that smelt of coconuts. Bitch.

jlynnbob "HTFU, Kookie's distal tibia"

Where's my closet? I need to get back in it.

zoom-zoom

Fanatic #3965

posted: 4/6/2007 at 6:32 PM

A coconut scented barbie? Must be a Kiwi thing... Wink

k

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

trishierunner

esq.

posted: 4/7/2007 at 7:22 AM
modified: 4/7/2007 at 7:23 AM

I don't know why, but this is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. and that disturbs me.

2009: BQ?

RunningNorm

posted: 4/7/2007 at 7:30 AM

That settles it...road trip (kind of) to New Zealand....let's go!!!

If you go as far as you can see, you will then see enough to go even farther. - John Wooden

Scout7

CPT Curmudgeon

posted: 4/9/2007 at 6:36 AM

*snerk*

Chris UK

posted: 4/9/2007 at 12:42 PM

With a hair style like that she deserved to die. Why would anyone want to wear a brillo pad on their head?? Big grin

2013

3000 miles

Sub 19:00 for 5K 05-03-13 Clee Prom 5K - 19:00:66 that was bloody close!

Sub-40:00 for 10K 17-03-13 Gainsborough 10K - 39:43

Sub 88:00 for HM

Scout7

CPT Curmudgeon

posted: 4/9/2007 at 1:03 PM

I think I almost see nipple in the one shot....

Wingz

posted: 4/9/2007 at 1:32 PM

That's two dolls you've killed lately... I'm starting to get concerned! Undecided

Roads were made for journeys...

Markfive

Me and my gang in Breck

posted: 4/9/2007 at 4:41 PM

Here's one for the girls!!! Bad Humor Men Q & A - A Woman's Perspective Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers? A. They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work. Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship? A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle. Q. How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? A. Make him wear shoes. Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part. Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

That which does not kill us makes us stronger. Neitzsche "Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far they can go." "Dedication and commitment are what transfer dreams into reality."

I walk in the bedroom and find my husband with a naked chick! (Read 635 times)

'13 Goals:

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