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27 weeks up duff!
posted: 4/6/2007 at 10:56 PM
modified: 4/6/2007 at 10:56 PM
I'm devastated.


I kicked her face in, stabbed her, then strung her up to die.


I am still in shock.
  • jlynnbob "HTFU, Kookie's distal tibia"
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    posted: 4/6/2007 at 11:02 PM
    I'm impressed by your knot tyings skills... Smile

    So, is there a C.S.I. Ken doll that come to the scene?
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    27 weeks up duff!
    posted: 4/6/2007 at 11:08 PM
    Ken ain't come yet.

    Pity. I'm moist with excitement now.

  • jlynnbob "HTFU, Kookie's distal tibia"
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    Runs With Snowplows
    posted: 4/6/2007 at 11:13 PM
    Claire...you bored?

    Wink

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    Kirsten

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    27 weeks up duff!
    posted: 4/6/2007 at 11:16 PM
    Can you tell?

    What gives it away?

    Scarlett is traumatized. It was her Barbie. The one that smelt of coconuts.

    Bitch.
  • jlynnbob "HTFU, Kookie's distal tibia"
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    Runs With Snowplows
    posted: 4/6/2007 at 11:32 PM
    A coconut scented barbie? Must be a Kiwi thing...

    Wink

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    Kirsten

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    • PRs: 5k ~ 15k ~ 25k
    • 1st trail race
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    esq.
    posted: 4/7/2007 at 12:22 PM
    modified: 4/7/2007 at 12:23 PM
    I don't know why, but this is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

    and that disturbs me.
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    posted: 4/7/2007 at 12:30 PM
    That settles it...road trip (kind of) to New Zealand....let's go!!!
    If you go as far as you can see, you will then see enough to go even farther.
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    CPT Curmudgeon
    posted: 4/9/2007 at 11:36 AM
    *snerk*
    Amat victoria curam.

    Sine labore nihil.

    Dulcius ex asperis.
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    posted: 4/9/2007 at 5:42 PM
    With a hair style like that she deserved to die. Why would anyone want to wear a brillo pad on their head?? Big grin
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    CPT Curmudgeon
    posted: 4/9/2007 at 6:03 PM
    I think I almost see nipple in the one shot....
    Amat victoria curam.

    Sine labore nihil.

    Dulcius ex asperis.
    posted: 4/9/2007 at 6:32 PM
    That's two dolls you've killed lately...

    I'm starting to get concerned!

    Undecided
    Working my way down from 174 to 159 pounds. Currently back at 174. Darn T-day & stress... >:(
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    Me and my gang in Breck
    posted: 4/9/2007 at 9:41 PM
    Here's one for the girls!!!

    Bad Humor


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