>Off the Beaten Path>Michael Phelps
just a simple cat
Old, Slow, Happy
Phelps ran barefoot--the only shoes he owns are flip-flops..
42,500 Miles Later
I don't know if you've heard about this, but his shoe size (if he did own any) is a 13. Why, his hands are the size of dinner plates. And his ears are such a spectacle that they used to create childhood bully scenarios.
When you're on your deathbed, you won't be wishing that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will be wishing that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, then you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
I'm running somewhere tomorrow. It's going to be beautiful. I can't wait.
Runner-up in last year's Kentucky Derby. Pay attention.
The one who broke both legs?
Menace to Sobriety
I hear Phelps has been signed to replace Chuck Norris in all the jokes.
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