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What three bumper stickers would your effed up family members put on their cars?
Runners run
Mostly harmless
My family is normal. Dysfunctional is normal right?
"It doesn’t matter how often you do it or how much you accomplish, in general, not running is a lot easier than running." - Meb Keflezighi
CQTM
Probably something to do with meth.
old woman w/hobby
Yes.
steph
YAYpril - B-Plus
Tough one. That would require my brother to actually HAVE a car.
Hip Redux
OK, that made me chuckle. (which then made me feel a little bad because I certainly don't think your brother's situation is all that funny!)
It's ok. I've dealt with it my whole life so I'm pretty desensitized.
Maybe this one?
The Plan '15 → /// "Run Hard, Live Easy." ∞
Tiefsa
On my mother's side, my family is ideal. Her parents, had three children. They had eight grandchildren and all of us are college graduates and happily married.
My father's side, not so great. I'd rather not explain.
Distinctively Juvenile
A Saucy Wench
Would THEY put on THEIR cars? Some sort of yoga zen shit because they all think they have their act together.
Would I put on their cars? That is a whole other story
I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets
"When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7
Proboscis Colossus
I'm blessed with a relatively drama-free family...married into one, too. Sure, little things crop up from time to time, but I like to think we do a pretty good job of dealing with it and moving on.
"God guides us on our journey, but careful with those feet." - David Lee Roth, of all people
Butt sex and tallboys.
'nuff said.