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It's just a flesh wound (Read 435 times)

xor


    Man goes for coffee after being hit by bus; bus driver arrested.

     

    No foolin.  The bus smacked him so hard that his head broke the bus' windshield.  His response was to walk a block to starbucks, whereupon he "ordered a drip coffee".

     

    Daaaaaamn.

     

    Bus driver was not under the influence of alcohol.  Drugs suspected.

     

    I love being a bus boy in Seattle.

     

    xor


      Oh yeah: He was not served his drip coffee "because he was bleeding".

       


      A Dance with Monkeys

        Yeah. Coffee trumps most everything else.


        Needs more cowbell!

          Coffee is medicine.

          I shoot pretty things! ~

          '14 Goals:

          • 6 duathlons (1 Olympic distance)

          • 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)


          Feeling the growl again

            Oh yeah: He was not served his drip coffee "because he was bleeding".

             

            I've heard of "no shirts, no shoes", but where does blood come into the law???

            "If you want to be a bad a$s, then do what a bad a$s does.  There's your pep talk for today.  Go Run." -- Slo_Hand

             


            A Saucy Wench

              "no skin"

              I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

               

              "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

              Better I Leave


                We can't serve you sir...You're bleeding.

                <Jessie Ventura Mode>

                "I ain't got time to bleeeed!"

                </Jessie Ventura Mode>

                MrNamtor


                DON'T TREAD ON ME

                  All sounds very typical for seattle


                  Snarl snarl.

                    Why do we just accept the blatant discrimination against Bleeding-Americans? Can't we look beyond the gore to see the true measure of a man?


                    Revenge of the Nerd

                      They should have served him the coffee and capitalized on the publicity.

                       

                      "Nothing comes between me and my Starbucks."

                      One of these days is none of these days.

                      ~ H.G. Bohn