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posted: 6/6/2007 at 3:54 PM |
A pretty funny read. And since it's abridged, not too long.
Example:
SAMUEL L. MOTHERF*****G JACKSON enters IAN MCDIARMID'S CHAMBER.
SAMUEL L. MOTHERF*****G JACKSON
Ian, you're under arrest for being a manipulative motherf****r.
IAN MCDIARMID
I got a threshold, Jedi. I got a threshold for the abuse I'll take. And right now I'm a race car and you got me in the red. I'm just saying that it's f****n' dangerous to have a racecar in the f****in' red. It could blow.
SAMUEL L. MOTHERF*****G JACKSON
Oh, you're gettin' ready to blow?
IAN MCDIARMID
I could blow.
SAMUEL L. MOTHERF******G JACKSON
Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherf****r, motherf****r! Every time my fingers touch my lightsaber I'm Superfly TNT. I'm the Guns of Navarone. |
20th Century: 800m: 2:04 |1600m: 4:37 |3200m: 10:06 |5k: 16:23 |10k: 35:38 |15k: 54:20
25k: 1:35:59
21st Century: 5k: 19:42 |10k: 43:00
"Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly, and they use too much vermouth."
Steve Allen |
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