Elf On A Shelf = creepy (Read 1088 times)


Loves the outdoors

    It's amazing what you can learn about other cultures on a running forum.... This elf on a shelf creepiness is actually starting to grow on me.

    One day I decided I wanted to become a runner, so I did.


    just a simple cat

      Poor Barbie...

       Ken never pulled that!

       

      I  guess as you get more bodacious, you begin to lose more brain cells, because there is a limit to how much magnificence your body can house

        The only elf I am going to see this year lives in New Zealand!!  And hobbits too!

        Crazy Q


        Net Neaderthal & Escapee

           Ken never pulled that!

           Ken was neutered at birth he had nothing to pull.

          Wot? Run? I thought they said Rum!

            Barbie was smiling the whole time. I think she liked it.

            I don't half-ass anything

             

            "I have several close friends who have run marathons, a word that is actually derived from two Swahili words: mara, which means 'to die a horrible death' and thon, which means 'for a stupid T-shirt.' Look it up." - Celia Rivenbark, You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning

             

            Crazy Q


            Net Neaderthal & Escapee

               Party Time ladies.......

              Wot? Run? I thought they said Rum!


              Hip Hip Hooray

                http://elfshaming.com/

                 

                Along the same lines:  https://www.facebook.com/ElfOnAShelfGoneBad  (not safe for work or children LOL)

                 


                Needs more cowbell!

                  I shoot pretty things! ~

                  '14 Goals:

                  • 6 duathlons (1 Olympic distance)

                  • 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)


                  Muddling through

                     

                    Hermey gets a second chance

                     

                    That is morbid. I don't think the managers would let be post that on our Elf on a Shelf displays in the store. Yes, I have to confess I'm a retail clerk who sells them.

                    2014 Goals: Run first trail ultra, first 100K, and see what I can do in a 24-Hour race

                    Crazy Q


                    Net Neaderthal & Escapee

                      Rudolph & Clarese porn latter...

                      Wot? Run? I thought they said Rum!

                      FlippyNoodle


                      Not a dude

                        Okay, I caved. My 5 year old even put in his santa letter that he wants an elf. So damnit, I bought him one! He'll find him in the morning when he sleepily stumbles into the bathroom for his morning pee. Surprise!!!

                         

                          If my kids don't stop being little turds, they may wake to find that Peter has hanged himself because he can't bear to tell Santa what's up. I'm seriously thinking about posing him with a little pen and notepad. What a great little mind fuck.

                           

                          My friends sent me a picture with Barbie in the food processor and their elf with his hand on the chop button. They even went so far as to add evil eyebrows. I'm getting some GI Joe weaponry for my next one.

                          I don't half-ass anything

                           

                          "I have several close friends who have run marathons, a word that is actually derived from two Swahili words: mara, which means 'to die a horrible death' and thon, which means 'for a stupid T-shirt.' Look it up." - Celia Rivenbark, You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning

                           

                          daisymae25


                          Squidward Bike Rider

                            This was in my FB feed this morning:

                             

                             

                            Oooooh, stealing.  My SIL got one (paid $30 for it, too!), so I've been making it a point of snarking it up on FB.  Also, The "Elf on a Shelf Gone Bad" FB page is hilarious.

                            yweuishdf


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                              MrH


                                The process is the goal.

                                Men heap together the mistakes of their lives, and create a monster they call Destiny.