Which puts more stress on the body?

Da Big OJ

posted: 8/22/2012 at 8:19 PM

Quote from zoom-zoom on 8/22/2012 at 8:14 PM:

What about tag-team gorillas vs. a single polar bear...?

Gorillas

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zoom-zoom

Fanatic #3965

posted: 8/22/2012 at 8:27 PM

Quote from Da Big OJ on 8/22/2012 at 8:19 PM:

Gorillas

That's my suspicion, as well. They have brains on their side.

Kirsten

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CliveF

posted: 8/22/2012 at 8:27 PM

Quote from Greg C on 8/22/2012 at 8:13 PM:

Mini-Ditka vs. polar bear in a game of chess. Gorilla's got next. Who comes out alive?

The polar bear and the gorilla weren't trained by Ditka, right?

Happyfeet

posted: 8/22/2012 at 8:35 PM
modified: 8/22/2012 at 8:36 PM

8 x 200 all out ( meaning try for the least possible time for the workout) is proabaly a doable workout, may even try this sometime and report back. Not sure which would be a better training stimulus though. the mile you are at anaerobic pace longer, but you can run the 200s faster. Gorilla vs polar bear probably depends on if it's a judged contest, and wether the contest is synchronized swim or synch gymnastics

Chuck Easton

posted: 8/24/2012 at 9:52 PM

Quote from zoom-zoom on 8/22/2012 at 8:27 PM:

They have brains on their side.

It didn't help us that much, did it?

Ileneforward

posted: 8/26/2012 at 12:13 PM

My money is all in on the Polar bear. Unless its really humid.......

cagery

posted: 8/26/2012 at 3:39 PM

Quote from mikeymike on 8/22/2012 at 7:34 PM:

Are polar bears and gorillas even capable of using weapons?

ahh..I believe both of them come with weapons installed....more so the polar bear - teeth and claws...seems like the animal is weaponized IMHO

cagery

posted: 8/26/2012 at 3:43 PM

more useless information:

Polar bear - Male - weighs 1160 lbs (average)

Silverback Gorrilla - Male - weighs 510 lbs (average)

Polar bear causes more stress on the body...

AmoresPerros

HobbyJogger & HobbyRacer

posted: 8/26/2012 at 4:03 PM

Quote from cagery on 8/26/2012 at 3:43 PM:

more useless information:

Polar bear - Male - weighs 1160 lbs (average)

Silverback Gorrilla - Male - weighs 510 lbs (average)

Polar bear causes more stress on the body...

What about 8 x young gorilla at near gorilla effort?

It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.

cagery

posted: 8/26/2012 at 4:16 PM

Quote from AmoresPerros on 8/26/2012 at 4:03 PM:

What about 8 x young gorilla at near gorilla effort?

If we REALLY want to soup this up...we could bring in feral hogs that live in the Mississippi delta....

TJN

My other pass time ....

posted: 8/28/2012 at 9:38 PM

... a new TLC reality series for the Fall...

Tim

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