Getting a Boner mid-run

lvleph

posted: 1/3/2011 at 12:19 PM

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Blaine Moore (MM#2867)

posted: 1/3/2011 at 12:23 PM

This has happened to me, but hasn't been a serious issue since I was a teenager.

I recall my sophomore year we had the small white shorts and I finished an indoor track race and a couple of girls from another school came out and pointed out that I was hanging down outside the shorts.

I just shrugged, tucked it back in the shorts, and then wound up dating one of those girls for a few months.

Good times.

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lvleph

posted: 1/3/2011 at 12:26 PM

Quote from Run To Win on 1/3/2011 at 12:23 PM:

This has happened to me, but hasn't been a serious issue since I was a teenager.

I recall my sophomore year we had the small white shorts and I finished an indoor track race and a couple of girls from another school came out and pointed out that I was hanging down outside the shorts.

I just shrugged, tucked it back in the shorts, and then wound up dating one of those girls for a few months.

Good times.

There you go giving a serious answer to a serious question. Sheesh.

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Blaine Moore (MM#2867)

posted: 1/3/2011 at 12:29 PM

Quote from lvleph on 1/3/2011 at 12:26 PM:

There you go giving a serious answer to a serious question. Sheesh.

Yeah but at least it's got a humorous anecdote in it. Smile

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xhristopher

posted: 1/3/2011 at 12:31 PM

We had a guy on my cross country team who was always hanging out. Nobody liked constantly seeing his junk and the girls were not impressed.

beef

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posted: 1/3/2011 at 1:00 PM

I haven't ever had a problem midrun, but the bus to meets (or meats) was always a problem with the vibration and sometimes falling asleep.

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protoplasm72

posted: 1/3/2011 at 1:22 PM

When I was in high school, I used to have that problem. Didn't help that we had pretty tight white shorts. At one indoor track meet, I finished a race when a couple of East Hampton girls came up to chat with me. They pointed out that I was sticking out. Glanced down, tucked myself back in, went about my day. Dated one of them for a while not too long after that. I haven't had much "trouble" with that sort of thing since puberty ended, but on occasion I'll be thinking of my wife on a run and that is how I know I need to pay more attention to where I'm running.

Quote from Run To Win on 1/3/2011 at 12:23 PM:

This has happened to me, but hasn't been a serious issue since I was a teenager.

I recall my sophomore year we had the small white shorts and I finished an indoor track race and a couple of girls from another school came out and pointed out that I was hanging down outside the shorts.

I just shrugged, tucked it back in the shorts, and then wound up dating one of those girls for a few months.

Good times.

Now you are just bragging Joking .

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Blaine Moore (MM#2867)

posted: 1/3/2011 at 1:45 PM
modified: 1/3/2011 at 1:45 PM

Quote from protoplasm72 on 1/3/2011 at 1:22 PM:

Now you are just bragging .

Ha ha ha! Sorry about that...I didn't check the date on the first post and didn't realize it was originally a few years old...also didn't make my way through the entire thing to see I'd already posted my story! Joking

(darn zombie threads...)

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