Dick hurt in the cold morning (Read 3468 times)


Queen of 3rd Place

    Ex runner


    just a simple cat

       

      I  guess as you get more bodacious, you begin to lose more brain cells, because there is a limit to how much magnificence your body can house


      Refurbished Hip

        One of our much beloved forum members over at Runner's World once shoved the Sports section down his pants from a random garbage can during a run.


        Ostrich runner

          Icy Hot. Works great!

          http://www.runningahead.com/groups/Indy/forum

            Earlier this year, I was planning on a 100 mile bike ride in the morning.  It was about 36 degrees when I left in the morning (see my January 21, 2012 log).  About 2 hours into the ride, I was cold, but my pain was in my toes. (yes, changing subjects a little bit).  I remembered that I had peanut butter and jam sandwiches in my back pocket... in zip lock bags!  Jackpot!  Zip lock bags!

            I stopped (wiped the tears from my eyes), and ate 2 sandwiches, and put the zip lock bags over my toes before I continued on my ride.  I was only about 20miles from home, and the last 1 1/4 hours were much more comfortable than the previous 2 1/2 hours.

             

            Don't know whether zip lock bags would work for this dialogue (in fact, I doubt it would), but that's my only other contribution to this thread besides the ThermaJock....

             

            Cheers,

            2014 Goals:

            #1: Do what I can do. <DOING>

            #2: 365 Hours training <NOPE, INJURED>

             

            LRB


            Dreamer

              No advice, just wanted to laugh my ass off at the title.

               

              There.  Much better.  Carry on.

              MRT: This too shall pass

              Meat Wagon


              Puker

                 

                Don't know whether zip lock bags would work for this dialogue

                 

                 

                 

                KRAMER: Hey. (to Elaine) Hey how was your date with Phil Titola?

                ELAINE: (to Kramer) He took it out.

                KRAMER: Maybe uh, it needed some air. You know sometimes they need air, they can't breathe in there. It's in-human.

                Feel sick and dirty, more dead than alive.

                  No advice, just wanted to laugh my ass off at the title.

                   

                  There.  Much better.  Carry on.

                   

                  I am glad to bring some laughter to you. When I was writing the post, I was laughing too, but it is not a joke, it is my real experience.

                  5k - 20:56 (09/12), 7k - 28:40 (11/12), 10k trial - 43:08  (03/13), 42:05 (05/13), FM - 3:09:28 (05/13), HM - 1:28:20 (05/14), Failed 10K trial - avg 6:10/mi for 4mi (29/08/14), FM - 3:03 (13/09/14)


                  just a simple cat

                    Icy Hot. Works great!

                     that's just mean!

                     

                    I  guess as you get more bodacious, you begin to lose more brain cells, because there is a limit to how much magnificence your body can house


                    Ostrich runner

                       that's just mean!

                       

                      I still have a grudge against the rest of the world after my post-ultra hand sanitizer butt cleaning incident. 

                      http://www.runningahead.com/groups/Indy/forum


                      Feeling the growl again

                        I still have a grudge against the rest of the world after my post-ultra hand sanitizer butt cleaning incident. 

                         

                        Did it sound like a good idea at the time or was this AFTER you finished beers for three lightweights? As to why you needed to sanitize you butt, we won't go there. ;D

                        "If you want to be a bad a$s, then do what a bad a$s does.  There's your pep talk for today.  Go Run." -- Slo_Hand

                         

                        Runner100


                          Yesterday morning I ran with my running tights for 8 miles. My dick really hurt a lot after finish. It was cold like ice and I had to hold it for 3 minutes to warm it up.

                           

                           

                           

                          You are holding your frozen dick for way too long.  Unless you want to injure yourself, build up slowly and dont inrease the tme cradling a frozen penis by more than 10 percent each week.

                            I have had this same problem!

                            I usually ask my wife for advice. She always knows what to do. Smile

                             

                            --

                            Nashville, TN

                             


                            Needs more cowbell!

                               that's just mean!

                               

                              Probably not as mean as this.  A buddy of ours didn't wash his hands well enough after using it on his legs and then used the loo...and was in severe pain for hours, as the story goes.

                              I shoot pretty things! ~

                              '14 Goals:

                              • 6 duathlons (1 Olympic distance)

                              • 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)


                              Maggie & Molly

                                I resisted looking at this thread all day Evil

                                 "It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not stop."
                                Wisdom of Confucius

                                HF 4363