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So I thought I would be a total bitch and go on my daughter's webpage to see what Geoff's webpage is like as I knew that they would be linked. He rather nicely lists his hobbies as pimping and smoking doobies.
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So I thought I would be a total bitch and go on my daughter's webpage to see what Geoff's webpage is like as I knew that they would be linked...
He rather nicely lists his hobbies as pimping and smoking doobies.
This is the sort of situation where you have big, burly men with baseball bats have a little chat with this self-styled "pimp". He wants the title, he needs to learn a little about the lifestyle.
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Alice's father is crap. He lives in England and when we flew back to England in August last year she phoned him up to go meet him. He said that he had forgotten she was coming and that he had gotten married that day and had to go on honeymoon. He has never rang her back.
JK, this has been different for John as he is not Alice's father and they have never been close. In part I think that this is why Alice behaves the way she does. I think she desperately wants a Father replacement but she won't let John in and she goes about it in all the wrong ways. John is angry. We told this 'boy' not to enter our house and John feels disrespected. I feel hurt, for me but mostly for Alice and I feel sad and lost for a solution.
And JK - I have an iron bar next to the front door, but unfortunately guns aren't legal here.
I also beat up one of the male guests at my wedding when he tried to steal one of the flower arrangements from the tables. 100% pure class, that's me! Living on the streets for a while certainly hardens you up and I can flip from middle class housewife to white trash broad with the flick of a smile. .
And sure enough, just like clockwork, within about 3 months she grew bored with the punk and dumped him. Problem solved. As others have said, there might be something to that: for some reason, rebellious teenage girls find guys they're parents hate really attractive. Only people with daughters should be allowed to vote on gun control. That would take care of that problem. You would *really* fit in around here. Nash Vegas, Tennessee holds the international trademark on white trash redneck women. And I think a bride getting in a fistfight at her wedding gets automatic membership in the redneck hall of fame. Congrats.