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Portajohn follies (Read 1008 times)

Runner100


    I love the smell of tipped over  (by SLR) portapotties in the morning....smelled like victory.


    A Dance with Monkeys

      1. The portapotties at the start of the seattle marathon are numerous and all in a big row...

       

        2. I am not physically capable of capsizing an occupied portapotty.

         

        So you have tried?


        Imminent Catastrophe

           

           

          I also do not believe that anybody tipped him.  Nor that it fell.  The concise reason the dude got kicked out was for serial cheating at races... and his stories about that stuff had similar levels of detail.  But he was lying.  (right perfesser?)

           

          I had never heard that story about our good buddy. That made my day (and DW's). It could only have been better if you HAD done it.

          "Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

           "To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain

          "The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

           

          √ Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 20/21 July 2013

          Boston Marathon 21 April 2014

          Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 19/20 July 2014


          old woman w/ hobby

            I also realized right after peeing that it was one of the ones with the side thingy.  I did the right thing and wiped the splashes off the seat with toilet paper.

             

            For the women who came after, thank you.

             

            MTA:  You are a rare one.

            steph  

             

            OCD  If you don't laugh...   

            paulski66


            miscreant

              Wait..we can get kicked out of the maniacs for cheating?!?

               

               

              I'm happy, hope you're happy too...


              Imminent Catastrophe

                Approximate chances of the following:

                 

                Getting into the New York City Marathon in five tries:   68%

                Getting into Western States in one try:  8.5%

                Picking the pooped-on portajohn on the first attempt:  4%

                Guess which one I was successful at.

                That's my life folks.

                "Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

                 "To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain

                "The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

                 

                √ Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 20/21 July 2013

                Boston Marathon 21 April 2014

                Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 19/20 July 2014


                Imminent Catastrophe

                  Wait..we can get kicked out of the maniacs for cheating?!?

                   

                  There was more to it than that.

                  "Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

                   "To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain

                  "The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

                   

                  √ Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 20/21 July 2013

                  Boston Marathon 21 April 2014

                  Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 19/20 July 2014

                    For the women who came after, thank you.

                     

                    MTA:  You are a rare one.

                     

                    It's even possible to raise the seat.

                    Well at least someone here is making relevance to the subject.

                      People sit on the seats?

                      HF #8206

                       

                      aponi


                      never runs the tangents

                        I'm EATING

                        ok granted I saw the title and clicked on it anyway so there is contributory negligance here but still

                         

                        I have a friend who got trapped in one of those once. For whatever reason the port-a-johns were right at the start of the race. She went in and while she was in there the race started. She very literally could not open the door without it banging into people. I think you might get your butt kicked if you banged a port-a-john door into a lot of people.

                        when in doubt, run


                        I've got a fever...

                          I went into one where someone had actually crapped in the side thingy.

                          On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office.  But you will wish that you'd spent more time running.  Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.

                          xor


                            I went into one where someone had actually crapped in the side thingy.

                             

                            In the little sink???

                             


                            I'm back!

                              Psst, srl, it's actually a urinal. Thought you'd like to know.
                              xor


                                But it comes with a little soap!  (sometimes)

                                 

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