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My clam (shell) picture.
posted: 2/17/2008 at 7:37 PM
Quote from JakeKnight on 2/16/2008 at 6:55 PM:
I'm not sure that first one counts as a legitimate debate.

Anybody who actually thinks option A isn't true, I challenge you to a marathon. No matter what your PR. The only catch is we both drink 3 cups of coffee before the race ... and only I get to hit the porta-potties. No potty for you.

Good luck. Try to avoid the video cameras when the inevitable happens.


I ran 18 miles today after 3 cups. No problem. Still fine a couple hours later.

To the thread:

OK to wear new race shirt in said race v. wear ONLY after COMPLETING said race.
Boston 2008
DWARP
Marathon Madness Mob
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Playmaker / nemesis
posted: 2/18/2008 at 5:39 PM
modified: 2/18/2008 at 5:39 PM
The Far Right vs. the Far Left as summed up in The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Presents America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction

The Far Right: "Jesus says retarded gays must be put to death"

vs.

The Far Left: "Man-on-pumpkin sex is an inalienable right and should be taught to children"
20th Century: 800m: 2:04 |1600m: 4:37 |3200m: 10:06 |5k: 16:23 |10k: 35:38 |15k: 54:20 |25k: 1:35:59
21st Century: 5k: 19:42 |10k: 43:00

What are you doing?
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Girl On The Run
posted: 2/18/2008 at 6:05 PM
Quote from jEfFgObLuE on 2/18/2008 at 5:39 PM:
The Far Left: "Man-on-pumpkin sex is an inalienable right and should be taught to children"


There's a Peter Peter pumpkin eater joke in there somewhere... Evil grin
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.: 2008 Goals :.
• Run 1500 miles
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Mr Inertia
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Heck of a Guy
posted: 2/18/2008 at 9:45 PM
Quote from jEfFgObLuE on 2/18/2008 at 5:39 PM:
The Far Right vs. the Far Left as summed up in The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Presents America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction

The Far Right: "Jesus says retarded gays must be put to death"

vs.

The Far Left: "Man-on-pumpkin sex is an inalienable right and should be taught to children"


Shocked Are you out of your gourd? Shocked

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Resonate
posted: 2/18/2008 at 9:52 PM
Quote from Mr Inertia on 2/18/2008 at 9:45 PM:
Shocked Are you out of your gourd? Shocked


No. But I will be soon - give me a minute.
Mike | Current Training Plan

Out near the edge where life is in full color.
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NFL starts when?
posted: 2/18/2008 at 9:55 PM
Quote from Bonkin on 2/18/2008 at 9:52 PM:
No. But I will be soon - give me a minute.


HA!

Run like hell.
Scout7
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CPT Curmudgeon
posted: 2/18/2008 at 9:56 PM
Anyone mention weight training? I love that one. Athletes have to weight train, it will make you faster/less injury prone.

-vs-

Weight training is worthless for endurance athletes.
Amat victoria curam.

Sine labore nihil.

Dulcius ex asperis.
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Rockin' the galaxy
posted: 2/20/2008 at 12:36 AM
Quote from Scout7 on 2/18/2008 at 9:56 PM:
Anyone mention weight training? I love that one. Athletes have to weight train, it will make you faster/less injury prone.

-vs-

Weight training is worthless for endurance athletes.


I am a big proponent of weight training. Whenever I feel like running, I just weight for a little while, and the feeling goes away.
I'm not really a runner. I'm just super lonely.
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Ms. Fussypants
posted: 2/20/2008 at 12:57 AM
modified: 2/20/2008 at 1:08 AM
Quote from zoom-zoom on 2/13/2008 at 9:39 PM:
I think we all know the correct answer to that one.... Evil grin


Vermont has the best cheese.

Everyone should run a marathon, it is the height of individual achievement // RESPECT THE DISTANCE - no one should marathon unless they've been running for at least 20 years, 26.2 miles represents less than 10% of their average mpw and they can race it in under three or four hours

All these newbie-thoners are ruining the sport // All these newbie-thoners are doing wonderful things for the sport

Hyperfueling on long runs // no fueling on long runs

Sports drinks // water (as a note, I use water for long runs when it's not a big deal to have to pull over to urinate, but I use Gatorade at races because it keeps the pee-pee monster out of my pants. I just wanted to say pee-pee monster).
Mr Inertia
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Heck of a Guy
posted: 2/20/2008 at 8:48 PM
Quote from seeEricaRun on 2/20/2008 at 12:57 AM:
I just wanted to say pee-pee monster).


Sounds like urine trouble.

Scout7
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CPT Curmudgeon
posted: 2/20/2008 at 9:12 PM
Quote from seeEricaRun on 2/20/2008 at 12:57 AM:
I just wanted to say pee-pee monster.


Does the pee pee monster have a dance that it does?
Amat victoria curam.

Sine labore nihil.

Dulcius ex asperis.
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posted: 2/20/2008 at 9:23 PM
I'd say the pee pee monster does a rain dance... Shocked
Mr Inertia
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Heck of a Guy
posted: 2/20/2008 at 9:52 PM
Quote from Scout7 on 2/20/2008 at 9:12 PM:
Does the pee pee monster have a dance that it does?


No matter how you shake and dance
the last few drops go in your pants.

And the thread continues to degrade...

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Ms. Fussypants
posted: 2/20/2008 at 11:10 PM
Quote from Scout7 on 2/20/2008 at 9:12 PM:
Does the pee pee monster have a dance that it does?


If it does, can we just integrate this thread with the dance one?

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