>Off the Beaten Path>Elf On A Shelf = creepy
Needs more cowbell!
• 6 duathlons (1 Olympic distance)
• 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)
HobbyJogger & HobbyRacer
Elves don't kill people, shelves kill people.
It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.
I'm running out of shelves. Ava was pissed that he was sitting in a toy yesterday. This morning I set him above the bathroom mirror so he could make sure she brushed her teeth. Unfortunately Ava had trouble pooping with him staring at her. Whoops.
marathon maniac #1293 2012 Goals 2000 miles - 100 miles in NC24-Fall
It has been pretty loud in my house, our elf might need a little vacation. I hope he doesn't run into any zombies. That would be ugly.
I have to admit I'm glad this wasn't a thing when my kids were little. I was doing well to remember Tooth Fairy duty. Wait....I didn't always remember.
My kid lost a tooth tonight, so I have friggin' double duty. Ha ha...I'm giving the elf the moolah, and the kid can't touch it for 24 hours!
So far "Peter" has put a straw straight into the bottle of crown, climbed the baby gate like a stripper pole and tied up Rapunzel for a good ol' fashioned elving. Who knew those creepy little bastards could be so fun?
I don't half-ass anything
"I have several close friends who have run marathons, a word that is actually derived from two Swahili words: mara, which means 'to die a horrible death' and thon, which means 'for a stupid T-shirt.' Look it up." - Celia Rivenbark, You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning
Creepy pervy elf!
Slice: HILARIOUS. That is awesome.
My elf has had enough
Our neighbor posted this..
I am DYING. Those are HILARIOUS.
just a simple cat
I guess as you get more bodacious, you begin to lose more brain cells, because there is a limit to how much magnificence your body can house