Elf On A Shelf = creepy (Read 1088 times)


Needs more cowbell!

    Awesome, Ilene!

    I shoot pretty things! ~

    '14 Goals:

    • 6 duathlons (1 Olympic distance)

    • 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)


    HobbyJogger & HobbyRacer

      Elves don't kill people, shelves kill people.

      It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.

        Elves don't kill people, shelves kill people.

         

        Best post I've seen today! Big grin

        HF #8206

         

          I'm running out of shelves. Ava was pissed that he was sitting in a toy yesterday. This morning I set him above the bathroom mirror so he could make sure she brushed her teeth. Unfortunately Ava had trouble pooping with him staring at her. Whoops.

          marathon maniac #1293 2012 Goals 2000 miles - 100 miles in NC24-Fall

            It has been pretty loud in my house, our elf might need a little vacation. I hope he doesn't run into any zombies. That would be ugly.


            12-week layoff

              I have to admit I'm glad this wasn't a thing when my kids were little. I was doing well to remember Tooth Fairy duty. Wait....I didn't always remember.

               My kid lost a tooth tonight, so I have friggin' double duty. Ha ha...I'm giving the elf the moolah, and the kid can't touch it for 24 hours!

                So far "Peter" has put a straw straight into the bottle of crown, climbed the baby gate like a stripper pole and tied up Rapunzel for a good ol' fashioned elving.  Who knew those creepy little bastards could be so fun?

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                I don't half-ass anything

                 

                "I have several close friends who have run marathons, a word that is actually derived from two Swahili words: mara, which means 'to die a horrible death' and thon, which means 'for a stupid T-shirt.' Look it up." - Celia Rivenbark, You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning

                 


                Needs more cowbell!

                  Creepy pervy elf!

                  I shoot pretty things! ~

                  '14 Goals:

                  • 6 duathlons (1 Olympic distance)

                  • 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

                  runmomto3boys


                    Slice: HILARIOUS.  That is awesome.

                      My elf has had enough

                       

                      marathon maniac #1293 2012 Goals 2000 miles - 100 miles in NC24-Fall

                        Our neighbor posted this..

                         

                        marathon maniac #1293 2012 Goals 2000 miles - 100 miles in NC24-Fall

                        runmomto3boys


                          I am DYING.  Those are HILARIOUS.


                          Needs more cowbell!

                            I shoot pretty things! ~

                            '14 Goals:

                            • 6 duathlons (1 Olympic distance)

                            • 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)


                            just a simple cat

                              Ha.

                               

                              I  guess as you get more bodacious, you begin to lose more brain cells, because there is a limit to how much magnificence your body can house


                              Needs more cowbell!

                                Poor Barbie...

                                I shoot pretty things! ~

                                '14 Goals:

                                • 6 duathlons (1 Olympic distance)

                                • 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)