Weirdest thing you've ever seen on the ground during a run..?

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Fanatic #3965

posted: 11/16/2007 at 4:16 PM

I saw a vibrator today. Black eye

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

modal

posted: 11/16/2007 at 4:19 PM

New, slight used, used, refurbished? Tongue

Are you sure it wasn't a dog toy? I guess y'all are a little more out in the open up there.

Vim

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Fanatic #3965

posted: 11/16/2007 at 4:22 PM

Quote from modal on 11/16/2007 at 4:19 PM:

New, slight used, used, refurbished? Are you sure it wasn't a dog toy? I guess y'all are a little more out in the open up there.

Ummm...I didn't stop to inspect it closely (nor do I carry surgical gloves on my runs). It was more one of those moments of "oh, look a vibrator." Shocked

WTF is THAT doing THERE?! Tongue

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

modal

posted: 11/16/2007 at 4:24 PM
modified: 11/16/2007 at 4:26 PM

(This should be taken as the only thing I care to mention at the moment.) Funniest thing I picked up and watched was Tha Eastsidaz DVD. Dvd was all Spanish dubbed except for the music videos (subtitles were in spanish too... funny!... how things translate that is...).

Vim

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Fanatic #3965

posted: 11/16/2007 at 4:32 PM

Once on a walk did and I found an Eminem CD without a case...I think it was his first big one. It was actually unscratched, even though it was on the gravel shoulder. k

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

Bonkin

posted: 11/16/2007 at 4:36 PM

Quote from zoom-zoom on 11/16/2007 at 4:32 PM:

Once on a walk did and I found an Eminem CD without a case...I think it was his first big one. It was actually unscratched, even though it was on the gravel shoulder. k

So do you mean that Did found one of those mini CDs on a previous walk? Big grin

I saw a pair of nasty looking underwear on the sidewalk a couple of weeks ago. No, they weren't mine.

Passion is a rather frightening thing because if you have passion you don't know where it will take you.

When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?

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Fanatic #3965

posted: 11/16/2007 at 5:01 PM

Quote from Bonkin on 11/16/2007 at 4:36 PM:

So do you mean that Did found one of those mini CDs on a previous walk? I saw a pair of nasty looking underwear on the sidewalk a couple of weeks ago. No, they weren't mine.

*smack* How does underwear end up on the road (wait, maybe I don't want to know)? I also want to know how a single shoe will be on the road...or a glove or a sock. k

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

littlem

posted: 11/16/2007 at 5:13 PM

a bunch of crabs running away from this dude who had just caught them-- he was dragging the trap up the side of the waterfront thinggie and i guess it opened as the box came up over the side, and all these scrabbly crabbies came scrabbling out and took off across the paved walkway (this is in downtown jersey city). all i saw at first were all these galloping crabs in all sizes heading towards me, and then this big guy in big boots yelling very small 4-letter words stomping after them.

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Fanatic #3965

posted: 11/16/2007 at 6:48 PM

Got crabs? Wink

I would have bargained with him...I'll help herd them back your direction if I get to take some home for dinner. Big grin

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

trishierunner

esq.

posted: 11/16/2007 at 6:51 PM

small baggie condom (sadly) people

2009: BQ?

trishierunner

esq.

posted: 11/16/2007 at 6:51 PM

Quote from littlem on 11/16/2007 at 5:13 PM:

a bunch of crabs running away from this dude who had just caught them-- he was dragging the trap up the side of the waterfront thinggie and i guess it opened as the box came up over the side, and all these scrabbly crabbies came scrabbling out and took off across the paved walkway (this is in downtown jersey city). all i saw at first were all these galloping crabs in all sizes heading towards me, and then this big guy in big boots yelling very small 4-letter words stomping after them.

HAHAHAHA

2009: BQ?

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Fanatic #3965

posted: 11/16/2007 at 6:52 PM

Quote from trishierunner on 11/16/2007 at 6:51 PM:

(sadly) people

No way! So you're one of those runners we hear about...yikes!

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

trishierunner

esq.

posted: 11/16/2007 at 6:57 PM

Quote from zoom-zoom on 11/16/2007 at 6:52 PM:

No way! So you're one of those runners we hear about...yikes!

Oh no --- living people. Sleeping people. (not any dead people --- that I know of ... yikes Sad

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2009: BQ?

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Fanatic #3965

posted: 11/16/2007 at 7:00 PM

Phew...sorta. Either thing would really make me feel pretty sad. The dead body thing would add the element of fear, though.

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

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posted: 11/16/2007 at 7:07 PM

I saw a blue toilet seat on top of a white hooded Toyota Camry. In New York, this isn't weird though. The other day, I saw a motorist slowing down to a stop at a yellow light because I was crossing the road.....Now that is weird! Tongue

A vibrator! Surprised

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