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Thou qualling earth-vexing mammet! (Read 530 times)

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

    Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

    remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

         ~ Sarah Kay

    jEfFgObLuE


    I've got a fever...

      Thou churlish rough-hewn canker-blossom! Big grin

      On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office.  But you will wish that you'd spent more time running.  Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.

        Thou puking spur-galled foot-licker! Big grin
        jEfFgObLuE


        I've got a fever...

          Not to get all geeky about it, and I'm not a noted expert on 16th century grammar, but shouldn't be the insults be in the following form, I ask of thee? Thou art a...[insult]

          On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office.  But you will wish that you'd spent more time running.  Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.

            Thou gleeking clapper-clawed flax-wench! I LOVE LOVE LOVE the word WENCH!
            2009: BQ?
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            rectumdamnnearkilledem

              Thou cockered shard-borne bugbear!

              Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

              remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                   ~ Sarah Kay

              jEfFgObLuE


              I've got a fever...

                Thou [art a] vain toad-spotted haggard!

                On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office.  But you will wish that you'd spent more time running.  Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.

                jEfFgObLuE


                I've got a fever...

                  I LOVE LOVE LOVE the word WENCH!
                  You need to make "Lawyer Wench" your subtitle. Clowning around

                  On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office.  But you will wish that you'd spent more time running.  Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.