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I have never been so happy to leave ads up... (Read 742 times)

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

    (even though I'm a subscriber)

    I'm pretty sure that's Ewan McGregor...oh... *swoon*  I hope that shows again.  Earlier today I had Spanish-language cleaning product ads.  I don't speak Spanish and I make every excuse to avoid cleaning. Evil  This beats the marine motor mechanics school ads I was seeing last week, too. Big grin

    Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

    remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

         ~ Sarah Kay

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    rectumdamnnearkilledem

      And now I think I should have a motorcycle...

      Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

      remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

           ~ Sarah Kay


      A Saucy Wench

        I am getting ads telling me to be proud I live in Seattle.  I don't live in Seattle.  I live in Oregon where we like to pretend we have some sort of "rivalry" with Seattle.  Which we dont. 

         

        And for razors.  How does it know I need to shave.  I do, but how does it know?  creepy

        I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

         

        "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

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        rectumdamnnearkilledem

          Right now I have the Funky Yoga Hothouse ad.  I don't like being hot and I don't think I'll ever do yoga around other people.  No one needs to see my ass in yoga pants.

          Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

          remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

               ~ Sarah Kay

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          rectumdamnnearkilledem

            And again with the yoga...Ewan, come back!!!

            Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

            remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                 ~ Sarah Kay


            A Saucy Wench

              belstaff belstaff belstaff

              I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

               

              "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

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              rectumdamnnearkilledem

                belstaff belstaff belstaff

                 

                Maybe if I quote you and insert some keywords like leather, sexy, scottish, and haggis (ok, that doesn't really fit, but maybe it will get Google's attention) we can summon the ad, again.  I don't need to see a Citi CC ad.

                Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                     ~ Sarah Kay

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                rectumdamnnearkilledem

                  TRX trainer and Ram truck.  Hmmmm...not what I wanted.  But there is a Tempur-Pedic ad and my back has been cranky, again.

                  Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                  remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                       ~ Sarah Kay

                    Earlier today I got an ad for an Amazon subscription to Scott toilet paper 20-packs.   I clicked it...  

                    "...You have to have faith, to know that you can do what you want to do."  -Joseph Nzau

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                    rectumdamnnearkilledem

                      I think I jinxed myself...now all the ads are lame.  I'm going to have to go to Belstaff's site so that Google tries to lure me back.

                      Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                      remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                           ~ Sarah Kay

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                      rectumdamnnearkilledem

                        OK, um...like...so there's this music video on Belstaff's homepage.  Ewan riding around on a motorcycle in leather pants.  I died.

                        Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                        remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                             ~ Sarah Kay

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                        rectumdamnnearkilledem

                          Ooh, look...a $33k purse.  DH says "for $33k Ewan McGregor'd better deliver it!"

                          Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                          remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                               ~ Sarah Kay

                          Meat Wagon


                          Puker

                            I think his coat was made from the interior of my 1976 Dodge Colt.

                            Feel sick and dirty, more dead than alive.

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                            rectumdamnnearkilledem

                              I think his coat was made from the interior of my 1976 Dodge Colt.

                               

                              I really wish they'd bring back that quilted look in leather car seats.  I always liked that.

                              Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                              remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                                   ~ Sarah Kay


                              Village people

                                I swear that I saw an ad about pole dancing. Maybe, I was still asleep?

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