Random RA ads (Read 1772 times)

    I was at DFW today, too!

    mab411


    Proboscis Colossus

      ...and I'm a couple hours east of you.


      elle aime courir

        I've seen some crazy ones, but this is the most off...meet lesbian singles in my area.  I am single and looking, but there is no way I'm a lesbian, and I'm really trying to figure out how Google ads would ever think I am.

        'No matter how slow you go, you're still lapping everyone on the couch'

         

        "Running is a big question mark that's there each and every day. It asks you, 'Are you going to be a wimp or are you going to be strong today?'"  - Peter Maher

         

        "Running long and hard is an ideal antidepressant, since it's hard to run and feel sorry for yourself at the same time. Also, there are those hours of clearheadedness that follow a long run."  -Monte Davis


        Prince of Fatness

          Well good afternoon to you, too.

           

          Semi-retired.

          MrH


            Some are definitely driven by a "retargeting" cookie, based on sites I've visited recently. Others are mass market ads.

             

            Including the following animated ad for kids diapers (definitely not adults from the other parts of the animation) as it celebrates your first flush:

             

             

            Yes, the app is intended for children who can't yet manage a bowel movement, but own a Smartphone or Tablet.

            The process is the goal.

            Men heap together the mistakes of their lives, and create a monster they call Destiny.

              I've been impressed by RA's retargeted ads.  If I do some searches on Treadmills, I get treadmill ads, cruises, I get cruise ads, even specific products I look at on amazon and I get ads for those specific products.

               

              I just don't understand the sexual addiction ad I saw this morning! Wink

              Age: 45 Weight: 200 Height: 6'2" (Goal weight 200)

              2013 Goal #1 - Sub 4 hour First Marathon - 3:48:09 at the Flying Pig 5/5/13!

              2013 Goal #2 - Run my age in 10K.  PR 6/8/13 - 46:59 


              Eye of Sauron

                I know a couple kids who were "playing games" (on the phone) before they were done w/ potty training.  There's a market!

                 

                I am getting ads urging me to buy the dvds for the show Smash.  A show I never ever want to see.  The only thing I can figure on this one is that I have viewed stuff about Les Mis.

                 

                Also today I got an ad urging me to switch to biking.  Hahahahahaha.

                And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.


                Fanatic #3965

                  I probably get more Funky Buddha Hot House Yoga ads than anything else.  Can't figure that out.  They have been showing steadily for about 6 months.

                  Kirsten

                  '07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

                  '13 Goals:

                  DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

                  • get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

                  • 1st olympic distance duathlon

                  • 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

                  Half Fanatic

                  punch Type 1 in the junk


                  Eye of Sauron

                    Instant FTP site.

                     

                    Whoa.  I haven't encountered the concept of "ftp site" since, I dunno, 1994?

                    And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

                      my moobs are fine thank you very much.

                       

                      moobjob

                      John Travolta's pepper farming venture is going well; he's got chillies, they're multiplying.

                       


                      Fanatic #3965

                        my moobs are fine thank you very much.

                         

                        Bwahahahaha!!!  Where were you traveling on the 'net to cue THAT ad?!

                        Kirsten

                        '07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

                        '13 Goals:

                        DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

                        • get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

                        • 1st olympic distance duathlon

                        • 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

                        Half Fanatic

                        punch Type 1 in the junk


                        Fanatic #3965

                          Huh...doesn't look like any party I've ever attended....

                          Kirsten

                          '07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

                          '13 Goals:

                          DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

                          • get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

                          • 1st olympic distance duathlon

                          • 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

                          Half Fanatic

                          punch Type 1 in the junk

                             

                            well done, Mr Chang, but i really, truly don't care.

                            John Travolta's pepper farming venture is going well; he's got chillies, they're multiplying.

                             


                            Fanatic #3965

                              Just got an ad for Carnival Cruises...they couldn't PAY me enough to ride around on one of their vomitorium shit-factories.

                              Kirsten

                              '07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

                              '13 Goals:

                              DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

                              • get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

                              • 1st olympic distance duathlon

                              • 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

                              Half Fanatic

                              punch Type 1 in the junk


                              Fanatic #3965

                                 

                                Mind you, I'm a 40 year old woman...I get this and am still regularly seeing the ad for the Marine Motor Mechanics school.  Seriously, no one wants me fixing their boat engine. Tongue

                                Kirsten

                                '07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

                                '13 Goals:

                                DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

                                • get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

                                • 1st olympic distance duathlon

                                • 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

                                Half Fanatic

                                punch Type 1 in the junk