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Its a New Season
posted: 4/18/2008 at 1:00 AM
Jake - you should lose style points for that one and there went another three minutes of my pathetic existence that I won't get back.

On a more warped side - how would like to be the one to open that elevator door.
Illegitimis non carborundum
2008 goals:
1) run a fall marathon (Indy)
2) stay injury free
3) PR 5K, 10K, HM & M
4) get my kids to start running with me
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Non ducor, duco
posted: 4/18/2008 at 1:14 AM
If only McGyver had been there with a toothpick. He could have figured somethin out.
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My clam (shell) picture.
posted: 4/18/2008 at 1:23 AM
I saw it as kind of romantic: "We are at the end of our strength, but our love for each other is eternal."
Boston 2008
DWARP
Marathon Madness Mob
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Bugs
posted: 4/18/2008 at 1:39 AM
Quote from Teresadfp on 4/17/2008 at 10:18 PM:
Wow, Bugs, you've had a hard time of it lately!


That's what I was thinking when I was stuck in there, that and "why don't I ever carry my cell phone with me."
Bugs
Marathon - October 5th goal stay with the pacer at mile 15, unliike last time.
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Bugs
posted: 4/18/2008 at 1:43 AM
Quote from JakeKnight on 4/17/2008 at 11:33 PM:
Google the names Frauke Punz and Ulf Lech. No typos - they're German names.


Well that's it. No more elevator sex for this girl.

Bugs
Marathon - October 5th goal stay with the pacer at mile 15, unliike last time.
posted: 4/18/2008 at 1:50 AM
Quote from JakeKnight on 4/17/2008 at 11:33 PM:
Interesting.

And strangely enough, I just came across a truly bizarre ... scary ... terrifying ... elevator story.

I'm not posting the story. I'm not even posting a link.

It's that disturbing.

But if you feel like the creepiest, most soul-rending true elevator related story you could imagine ...

Google the names Frauke Punz and Ulf Lech. No typos - they're German names.

Not for the faint of heart. Or those who like sleeping at night. Or those who ever want to use an elevator again.

Consider yourself warned.

Note to Scout: it involves sex. Sort of.

I should have saved this for Halloween.

Last warning: don't do it. But if you do, don't blame me. Or complain when Aerosmith's "Love in an Elevator" is permanently ruined.


So...you wanna explain how you stumbled across it in the first place...?
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