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Fanatic #3965

posted: 4/19/2009 at 10:25 AM

This one just makes me giggle... When you are aged and never give up, it gives your he confidence, at any chance , at any place,

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

rururunner

posted: 4/19/2009 at 9:44 PM

Well, apparently I'm related to the president. Barack Obama (Washington, DC) has confirmed you as his fourth cousin once removed on We're Related. Has to be true because it was on Facebook.

Suffering Benefiting from mature onset exercise addiction and low aerobic endorphin release threshold. Hoping there is no cure.

PerfesserR

posted: 4/26/2009 at 8:44 AM

Sensational way in intercourse temptation for you.

"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

"They just couldn't believe that somebody would do all that running for no reason."--Forrest Gump

Boston Marathon 15 April

Big Sur Marathon 28 April

Bighorn 50 Mile 15 June

Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 20/21 July

Craig S

Menace to Sobriety

posted: 4/26/2009 at 12:54 PM

Quote from PerfesserR on 4/26/2009 at 8:44 AM:

Sensational way in intercourse temptation for you.

"way in intercourse" is always sensational

Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.

PerfesserR

posted: 5/12/2009 at 5:25 PM
modified: 5/12/2009 at 5:26 PM

You will put an end to your diseases faster than you expected! I feel so much better now.

"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

"They just couldn't believe that somebody would do all that running for no reason."--Forrest Gump

Boston Marathon 15 April

Big Sur Marathon 28 April

Bighorn 50 Mile 15 June

Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 20/21 July

srlopez

Eye of Sauron

posted: 5/12/2009 at 5:27 PM

Quote from PerfesserR on 5/12/2009 at 5:25 PM:

You will put an end to your diseases faster than you expected! I feel so much better now.

That one sounds like a fortune cookie.

And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

Ileneforward

Milktruck say relentless

posted: 5/13/2009 at 9:55 AM

So very tempting........ =?koi8-r?B?SWYgd2F0ZXJpbmcgeW91ciB0b29sIGRvZXNuknQgaGVscCBpdCBiZWNv?= =?koi8-r?B?bWUgYmlnZ2VyIHdlIGtub3cgd2hhdCBoZWxwcy4=?=

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

" ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."
~ R2E

Ileneforward

Milktruck say relentless

posted: 5/13/2009 at 9:57 AM

And this one... Blush

Make your rod staying!

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

" ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."
~ R2E

Ileneforward

Milktruck say relentless

posted: 5/13/2009 at 9:59 AM

Too bad you can't wear a watch on your legs. Confused

Turn your meat battleship on! Shocked

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

" ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."
~ R2E

srlopez

Eye of Sauron

posted: 5/13/2009 at 3:04 PM
modified: 5/13/2009 at 3:04 PM

My meat battleship is more of a tofu pt boat. No, wait. That didn't come out right.

And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

Strings_n_88keys

meh

posted: 5/13/2009 at 3:11 PM

Предложение мясопродуктов глубокой заморозки! (Offer frozen meat?)

"You can't untrain for Monkey" - bdub

MilkTruck

posted: 5/13/2009 at 3:52 PM

Latest Employee Newsletter from CEO

Did an angel whisper in your ear and hold you close and take away your fear...In those long last moments

Batensmack

Beware, batbear...

posted: 5/15/2009 at 6:47 AM

Ok, Donald hear voices?

2012 Goals:

7. Have fun!

PerfesserR

posted: 5/22/2009 at 5:02 PM

Breast Orgasms Will Cause Your Woman's Thighs to Vibrate With Ecsttasy

Useful information!

"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

"They just couldn't believe that somebody would do all that running for no reason."--Forrest Gump

Boston Marathon 15 April

Big Sur Marathon 28 April

Bighorn 50 Mile 15 June

Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 20/21 July

srlopez

Eye of Sauron

posted: 5/22/2009 at 5:05 PM

Breast orgasms.

I have a very witty follow-on for this, but I am changing my persona. Step one is to merely acknowledge the entry point as opposed to utilizing it.

Step ten, I think, will involve posting with a funny accent.

No wait, I already do that.

Is ok.

And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

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