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'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)
• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!
• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)
• 1st olympic distance duathlon
• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race
• Half Fanatic
• punch Type 1 in the junk
Suffering Benefiting from mature onset exercise addiction and low aerobic endorphin release threshold. Hoping there is no cure.
"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"
"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.
"They just couldn't believe that somebody would do all that running for no reason."--Forrest Gump
Boston Marathon 15 April
Big Sur Marathon 28 April
Bighorn 50 Mile 15 June
Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 20/21 July
Menace to Sobriety
Sensational way in intercourse temptation for you.
Eye of Sauron
You will put an end to your diseases faster than you expected!
I feel so much better now.
And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.
Milktruck say relentless
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
" ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."~ R2E
"You can't untrain for Monkey" - bdub
Did an angel whisper in your ear and hold you close and take away your fear...In those long last moments
7. Have fun!
I have a very witty follow-on for this, but I am changing my persona. Step one is to merely acknowledge the entry point as opposed to utilizing it.
Step ten, I think, will involve posting with a funny accent.
No wait, I already do that.
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