Dick hurt in the cold morning (Read 3474 times)


Queen of 3rd Place

    Ex runner


    just a simple cat

       

      Running is stupid


      Refurbished Hip

        One of our much beloved forum members over at Runner's World once shoved the Sports section down his pants from a random garbage can during a run.


        Ostrich runner

          Icy Hot. Works great!

          http://www.runningahead.com/groups/Indy/forum

            Earlier this year, I was planning on a 100 mile bike ride in the morning.  It was about 36 degrees when I left in the morning (see my January 21, 2012 log).  About 2 hours into the ride, I was cold, but my pain was in my toes. (yes, changing subjects a little bit).  I remembered that I had peanut butter and jam sandwiches in my back pocket... in zip lock bags!  Jackpot!  Zip lock bags!

            I stopped (wiped the tears from my eyes), and ate 2 sandwiches, and put the zip lock bags over my toes before I continued on my ride.  I was only about 20miles from home, and the last 1 1/4 hours were much more comfortable than the previous 2 1/2 hours.

             

            Don't know whether zip lock bags would work for this dialogue (in fact, I doubt it would), but that's my only other contribution to this thread besides the ThermaJock....

             

            Cheers,

            2014 Goals:

            #1: Do what I can do. <DOING>

            #2: 365 Hours training <NOPE, INJURED>

             

            LRB


            Dreamer

              No advice, just wanted to laugh my ass off at the title.

               

              There.  Much better.  Carry on.

              MRT: This too shall pass

              Meat Wagon


              Puker

                 

                Don't know whether zip lock bags would work for this dialogue

                 

                 

                 

                KRAMER: Hey. (to Elaine) Hey how was your date with Phil Titola?

                ELAINE: (to Kramer) He took it out.

                KRAMER: Maybe uh, it needed some air. You know sometimes they need air, they can't breathe in there. It's in-human.

                Feel sick and dirty, more dead than alive.

                  No advice, just wanted to laugh my ass off at the title.

                   

                  There.  Much better.  Carry on.

                   

                  I am glad to bring some laughter to you. When I was writing the post, I was laughing too, but it is not a joke, it is my real experience.

                  5k - 20:56 (09/12), 7k - 28:40 (11/12), 10k trial - 43:08  (03/13), 42:05 (05/13), FM - 3:09:28 (05/13), HM - 1:28:20 (05/14), Failed 10K trial - 6:10/mi for 4mi (08/14), FM - 3:03 (09/14)


                  just a simple cat

                    Icy Hot. Works great!

                     that's just mean!

                     

                    Running is stupid


                    Ostrich runner

                       that's just mean!

                       

                      I still have a grudge against the rest of the world after my post-ultra hand sanitizer butt cleaning incident. 

                      http://www.runningahead.com/groups/Indy/forum


                      Feeling the growl again

                        I still have a grudge against the rest of the world after my post-ultra hand sanitizer butt cleaning incident. 

                         

                        Did it sound like a good idea at the time or was this AFTER you finished beers for three lightweights? As to why you needed to sanitize you butt, we won't go there. ;D

                        "If you want to be a bad a$s, then do what a bad a$s does.  There's your pep talk for today.  Go Run." -- Slo_Hand

                         

                        Runner100


                          Yesterday morning I ran with my running tights for 8 miles. My dick really hurt a lot after finish. It was cold like ice and I had to hold it for 3 minutes to warm it up.

                           

                           

                           

                          You are holding your frozen dick for way too long.  Unless you want to injure yourself, build up slowly and dont inrease the tme cradling a frozen penis by more than 10 percent each week.

                            I have had this same problem!

                            I usually ask my wife for advice. She always knows what to do. Smile

                             

                            --

                            Nashville, TN

                             


                            Needs more cowbell!

                               that's just mean!

                               

                              Probably not as mean as this.  A buddy of ours didn't wash his hands well enough after using it on his legs and then used the loo...and was in severe pain for hours, as the story goes.

                              I shoot pretty things! ~

                              '14 Goals:

                              • 6 duathlons (1 Olympic distance)

                              • 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)


                              Maggie & Molly

                                I resisted looking at this thread all day Evil

                                 "It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not stop."
                                Wisdom of Confucius

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