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It's amazing what you can learn about other cultures on a running forum.... This elf on a shelf creepiness is actually starting to grow on me.
Poor Barbie...
Ken never pulled that!
The only elf I am going to see this year lives in New Zealand!! And hobbits too!
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Ken was neutered at birth he had nothing to pull.
Wot? Run? I thought they said Rum!
Barbie was smiling the whole time. I think she liked it.
I don't half-ass anything
"I have several close friends who have run marathons, a word that is actually derived from two Swahili words: mara, which means 'to die a horrible death' and thon, which means 'for a stupid T-shirt.' Look it up." - Celia Rivenbark, You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning
Party Time ladies.......
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http://elfshaming.com/
Along the same lines: https://www.facebook.com/ElfOnAShelfGoneBad (not safe for work or children LOL)
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That is morbid. I don't think the managers would let be post that on our Elf on a Shelf displays in the store. Yes, I have to confess I'm a retail clerk who sells them.
2013 Goals: Mile - 7:45 (SB 7:53.74); Run first ultra marathon (Sep 21)
Rudolph & Clarese porn latter...
Not a dude
Okay, I caved. My 5 year old even put in his santa letter that he wants an elf. So damnit, I bought him one! He'll find him in the morning when he sleepily stumbles into the bathroom for his morning pee. Surprise!!!
If my kids don't stop being little turds, they may wake to find that Peter has hanged himself because he can't bear to tell Santa what's up. I'm seriously thinking about posing him with a little pen and notepad. What a great little mind fuck.
My friends sent me a picture with Barbie in the food processor and their elf with his hand on the chop button. They even went so far as to add evil eyebrows. I'm getting some GI Joe weaponry for my next one.
This was in my FB feed this morning:
Oooooh, stealing. My SIL got one (paid $30 for it, too!), so I've been making it a point of snarking it up on FB. Also, The "Elf on a Shelf Gone Bad" FB page is hilarious.
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