>Off the Beaten Path>Official RA Joke Thread!
Marathon Maniac # 3228
Needs more cowbell!
2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?
1. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, 'Bad MotherF***er.'
• Do some dus...and some CX...and some tandem gravel...and some podiums...
• 130#s (or less)
Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.
I've got a fever...
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
More Than Just a Jeff
That same sight also has link to a movie quote generator. I got this:
"Say hello to my little Jeff!"
First rule of JakeKnight Club is - you do not talk about JakeKnight Club.
Yours is from Ace Ventura Pet Detective...I have that movie.
I'm pretty sure that's supposed to be 'Scarface' ("Say hello to my little friend!")
When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?