Pages: 1
Interns (Read 280 times)
view log
Bugs
posted: 3/18/2008 at 7:35 PM
modified: 3/18/2008 at 7:55 PM
Fresh meat arrived in the office today. Time to have some fun. Smile Suggestions?
Bugs
Marathon - October 5th goal stay with the pacer at mile 15, unliike last time.
view log
mmm... monkey brains
posted: 3/18/2008 at 8:04 PM
At the pizza shop I used to manage, we'd ask the newbs to go to the cooler for the henway (what's a hen weigh?), or ask them to go get a left-handed chop knife, etc.

Good times.
Drew

Road to the Monkey


Just run, baby.

Your hide will make a fine poncho.
view log
Ball Tongue
posted: 3/18/2008 at 8:22 PM
If your building has multiple floors ask them to get a pool pass for the pool that's not on your floor. Be creative with it.

Back in my Army days we used to tell newbees to go find crap like a box of grid squares or chem lite batteries.
The Gaijin Samurai. a.k.a The attorney dissin' attorney. Read and Listen
view log
posted: 3/18/2008 at 8:37 PM
Hazing? Smile
09-20 Tour Des Fleurs 10k (20k)
Focus on breaking 1000 miles for the year.
22:00-23:00 for 5K (maybe)
view log
"I'm going to skip it"
posted: 3/18/2008 at 10:47 PM
Stop teasing the interns Wink
2008 Goal:
Pace BadDawg for the first half of the Bay State Marathon
Oct. 19, 2008
view log
My sweet new crank!
posted: 3/18/2008 at 10:51 PM
Ask them to help hang a picture or dry erase board on a section of wall that is small. Send them down to maintenence, make sure they comeback with a wall stretcher...clue in maintenence, and send them around the office...maybe into the bosses office...

Or ask them to change the water in all the toilets (hand them a cup) See if they flush instead.

the list could go on and on...
Ryan O'D Madison WI USA
Team In Training - Chicago
Running Log
RACE CHARITIES
view log
Bugs
posted: 3/24/2008 at 2:16 AM
They are in badly need of zit medication. Too much pizza in their diet is my guess. They keep sharping pencils. The average pencil lasts for 45,000 words, how many could they possibly need?
Bugs
Marathon - October 5th goal stay with the pacer at mile 15, unliike last time.
view log
Kings Canyon NP 07'
posted: 3/24/2008 at 2:32 AM
modified: 3/24/2008 at 2:32 AM
Quote from Bugs34 on 3/24/2008 at 2:16 AM:
They are in badly need of zit medication. Too much pizza in their diet is my guess. They keep sharping pencils. The average pencil lasts for 45,000 words, how many could they possibly need?


You could order about 10,000 pencils and ask them to sharpen all of them for a conference on Friday.
left-right-left-right-repeat
Pages: 1