>Off the Beaten Path>Official RA Joke Thread!
Needs more cowbell!
• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!
• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)
✓ 1st olympic distance duathlon - AG 2nd!!
• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race - no MTB in '13
✓ Half Fanatic
✓ punch Type 1 in the junk
OMG, Michelle...SO many of those things are spot on!
Your toughness is made up of equal parts persistence and experience. You don't so much outrun your opponents as outlast and outsmart them, and the toughest opponent of all is the one inside your head." - Joe Henderson
A Dance with Monkeys
I'm running somewhere tomorrow. It's going to be beautiful. I can't wait.
"So, I just switched the heads."
Gandalf the Grey
1975: Long hair
2007: Longing for hair
1975: Acid rock
2007: Acid reflux
1975: Tryin to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2007: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
1975: Seeds and stems
1975: Hoping for a BMW
2007: Hoping for a BM
1975: Going to a new, hip joint
2007: Receiving a new hip joint
1975: Rolling Stones
2007: Kidney Stones
1975: Screw the system
2007: Upgrade the system
1975: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2007: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
1975: Passing the drivers' test
2007: Passing the vision test
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