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jEfFgObLuE

More Cowbell!

posted: 4/5/2007 at 9:20 AM
modified: 4/5/2007 at 4:44 PM

Not trying to make a political statement here, I just think this is pretty funny in an "Exorcist" sort of way:

Here's a link to the story

When you're on your deathbed, you won't be wishing that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will be wishing that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.

Mississippi

posted: 4/5/2007 at 8:11 PM

Oh that's not nice.

Lifesabeach

posted: 4/5/2007 at 11:16 PM

oh. that's hysterical! Big grin

Jennifer mm#1231

PerfesserR

Imminent Catastrophe

posted: 4/6/2007 at 10:41 AM

Something else scary/funny on that page: Ann Coulter ringtones!

"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

"They just couldn't believe that somebody would do all that running for no reason."--Forrest Gump

√ Boston Marathon 15 April

√ Big Sur Marathon 28 April

√ Bighorn 50 Mile 15 June

Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 20/21 July

zoom-zoom

Fanatic #3965

posted: 4/6/2007 at 10:44 AM

Quote from PerfesserR on 4/6/2007 at 10:41 AM:

Something else scary/funny on that page: Ann Coulter ringtones!

Oh, kill me. I'd keep my phone on vibrate all the time rather than listen to the Coultergeist! Tongue

k

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

jEfFgObLuE

More Cowbell!

posted: 4/6/2007 at 10:58 AM

Quote from zoom-zoom on 4/6/2007 at 10:44 AM:

Oh, kill me. I'd keep my phone on vibrate all the time rather than listen to the Coultergeist!

I'd carry a mallet with me and smash the phone rather than listen to that.

When you're on your deathbed, you won't be wishing that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will be wishing that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.

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'13 Goals: