Weirdest thing you've ever seen on the ground during a run..? (Read 11014 times)

    A bright purple latex glove and yellow caution tape.  This was in the ditch on a country road, partially covered by plant growth.

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      Purple latex gloves should be worn with caution.


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        An empty bottle of wine next to a bib.

         Race bib?

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          A manikin. Apparently washed down the side of a bluff during a storm.

            A manikin. Apparently washed down the side of a bluff during a storm.

             

            Was it sitting on the side of the bluff watching runners go by, until it got washed down?

            Well at least someone here is making relevance to the subject.

              Was it sitting on the side of the bluff watching runners go by, until it got washed down?

               

              Who knows what it was doing? By the time I passed, all I got was a blank stare.

                One monitor lizard and one tortoise.

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                  A manikin. Apparently washed down the side of a bluff during a storm.

                   

                  I read this as "mankini", which would have been a whole new story.


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                    Just got this one via facebook:

                     

                    http://rwdaily.runnersworld.com/2011/08/running-on-the-beach-maybe-not-so-bad-after-all.html?cm_mmc=Facebook-_-RunnersWorld-_-Content-Blog-_-RWDailyBeachRuns

                     

                    LOL! 25 bricks of... cocaine???

                     

                    Love the cute little article. It's all kinds of funny imo. Wink enjoy!

                     

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                        Sunday I saw a brand new pair of scissors.  The urge to pick them up and run with them was almost overwhelming.

                         I found a giant Leatherman tool today and thought the same thing.  The weird part was EVERY tool on it was unfolded...as if on display.  It was the Cadilac of Leathermans too...I should have taken it home.


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                             I found a giant Leatherman tool today and thought the same thing.  The weird part was EVERY tool on it was unfolded...as if on display.  It was the Cadilac of Leathermans too...I should have taken it home.

                             

                            Hey. You really are "knifey".
                              Hey. You really are "knifey".

                               If I would have swiped that Leatherman I could have been knifey or sawy or cork screwy or screw drivery...endless possibilities.

                               

                              Dammit.

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