1) Finish time 2) $ raised 3) Pictures. Big, shiny pictures. 4) At least one story involving a biological function. It doesn't matter which one.
For you Jake: 1) 10 minutes slower than my PR (just like Lance!) 2) over $4,000! 3) waiting to get on the bus to Hopkinton
4) my nose kept running and I was forced to wipe it constantly throughout the race on my sleeve and hands. I refrained from slapping palms with all the residents of Boston along the way.