>Off the Beaten Path>Nashville folks ...
Bring it on.
A Dance with Monkeys
there ain't all that many
I'm running somewhere tomorrow. It's going to be beautiful. I can't wait.
One of the REALLY cool things about Nashville is that not everybody who lives here is so negative about Nashville.
My dogs are fast, not me
Negative or realistic? You say potato, I say ... etc. Just keepin' it real, homeslice.
Hey, if you're a big fan of cars in front yards on cinderblocks (and that's them thar fancy neighborhoods), next-door neighbors who STILL have thier Christmas lights up, skunks with rabies and people who don't know what "leash law" means, and chicks with more tattoos than teeth ... Nashville rocks.
Tell me I'm wrong here. And if you can do it with a straight face, I'm skipping the beer and sharing what you're smoking.
JK, you think its bad over there? Drive a couple hours west on I40.... I'm just saying.... When my parents come down from Boston, they like to go to the Wal-Mart. They (the parents) act like it's a zoo for viewing the locals.
JK, you do not live in Nashville. You live in Devon Park. Or Bellevue. Or some such place. That thar is hicksville. Time for you to move to the big city...
The guy across the street just took his lit-up reindeer in this morning. Ho ho ho!