The Sgt. Hulka Story: A Cautionary Tale for Stupid People

JakeKnight

posted: 10/10/2006 at 12:01 PM

Quote from backroadrunner on 10/10/2006 at 11:58 AM:

"But I wouldn't make a habit of taking them without hydration. I did it by accident the other day. I was relying on water fountains, took the GU as I walked to the fountain ... and the fountain was broken." JakeKnight, Quoted from Gu thread I'm going to assume this was on one of your less than intelligent runs? I'm going to assume that "the other day" was, in fact, the other day & not today?? I'm going to assume that Gu or no Gu, your ass is parked on a couch with a bucket o' ice, a bottle o' ale & Stripes in the dvd player & NOT, I repeat, NOT out running any 10k's??? Man, do I sound like the mom that I am or what????

Yes, Mom. Sadly, your assumption is right. I can barely walk at the moment. Stupid toe. Except I *still* haven't had a beer. Life is cruel.

E-mail: JakeKnight2002@aol.com
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Fanatic #3965

posted: 10/10/2006 at 12:05 PM

Quote from JakeKnight on 10/10/2006 at 12:01 PM:

Except I *still* haven't had a beer. Life is cruel.

Adding insult to injury...literally!

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

JakeKnight

posted: 10/10/2006 at 4:59 PM

I hate my toe. What are toes good for anyways? (Stumbles to garage in search of hedgeclippers ...)

E-mail: JakeKnight2002@aol.com
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woodlandsprite

Finished!

posted: 10/10/2006 at 5:01 PM

Quote from JakeKnight on 10/10/2006 at 4:59 PM:

What are toes good for anyways?

They are good for playing "this little piggy" Big grin

Walk + Jog = wog.
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woodlandsprite

Finished!

posted: 10/10/2006 at 5:02 PM

hee hee hee - sorry, I couldn't resist. Sorry to hear your toe is still misbehaving - have you scheduled that Dr Appt yet? Wink

Walk + Jog = wog.
I'm trying to Lose 5% at a time
I support Heifer International - join me by donating via my registry

JakeKnight

posted: 10/10/2006 at 5:30 PM

Quote from woodlandsprite on 10/10/2006 at 5:02 PM:

hee hee hee - sorry, I couldn't resist. Sorry to hear your toe is still misbehaving - have you scheduled that Dr Appt yet?

The hedgeclippers would be cheaper.

E-mail: JakeKnight2002@aol.com
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Wingz

posted: 10/13/2006 at 8:53 PM

Hey, Jake. I notice you've started back running. How's it going?

Roads were made for journeys...

JakeKnight

posted: 10/15/2006 at 2:11 PM

Quote from Wingz on 10/13/2006 at 8:53 PM:

Hey, Jake. I notice you've started back running. How's it going?

Slowly. I've been taking it very easy, very slow, and very short. The toe's still not 100%, but at least it's not swelled up like a hotdog in a microwave anymore. Surprised

No fast runs for a couple weeks. But it's definitely better. Thanks for asking!

E-mail: JakeKnight2002@aol.com
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