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Ostrich runner
Panera is gonna feel this one until Monday.
http://www.runningahead.com/groups/Indy/forum
A Saucy Wench
Just in case you need a little inspiration
I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets
"When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7
Good stuff on there.
When you're walking down the beach and your panties need some bleach, diarrhea, diarrhea
Master of the Side Eye
Runners have the best poop anecdotes.
TRUST THE PROCESS
If a runner has the runs, they might need a poop antidote.
"When a person trains once, nothing happens. When a person forces himself to do a thing a hundred or a thousand times, then he certainly has developed in more ways than physical. Is it raining? That doesn't matter. Am I tired? That doesn't matter, either. Then willpower will be no problem." Emil Zatopek
#artbydmcbride
Just for the newbies, around here pooping yourself during a race is known as 'candicing".
Runners run
What about pooping yourself in training? Does Pfitz have terminology for it?
Wandering Wally
Nominating this for Best Thread Ever.
Trail runners call getting the sudden urge to go while out on the trail a "bear attack". Sometimes we have to sacrifice a sock or a glove to survive the bear attack if we forgot to pack TP or wipes in our pockets.
Nothing to report for today yet. The forecast seems to be calling for an isolated poo storm later. Could be heavy at times.
Run! Just Run!
Trail Runner Nation Podcast
This made me laugh out loud.
this morning: have you ever thrown up? That's what I did from my ass.
Puker
Feel sick and dirty, more dead than alive.
as a consequence of last night's chicken jalfrezi, my sphincter seemed to be speaking fluent Klingon this morning.
My leg won't stop mooing.
i think i've got a calf injury.
Self anointed title
shit thread
My 15 month old just at a whole ripe banana. High speed conveyor belt.
As predicted, last night produced an isolated heavy poo storm. It was a triple flusher.