Bobby Knight Resigns. GoodKnight General. (Read 501 times)

Wow, I'm sorta sad. He was an ass, but he was effective. I used to love to watch his antics and venom spewing at the referees back in Jennison Fieldhouse in my MSU days. Gosh we hated really disliked him.

Wow, I'm sorta sad. He was an ass, but he was effective. I used to love to watch his antics and venom spewing at the referees back in Jennison Fieldhouse in my MSU days. Gosh we hated really disliked him.

Jennison Fieldhouse? There's one I haven't heard in a while. There are a hella lot of Spartans here. Too bad we have a minor Wolverine infestation. Somebody should spray or something.

This Wolverine is friendly and lovable during non-football months.

What have 300 Wolverines ever done? Huh? Where's that movie? Yeah. That's what I thought. Wolverines are smelly rodents that chew your face off when they're grumpy.

Yeah. That's what I thought. Wolverines are smelly rodents that chew your face off when they're grumpy.

I'll be the first to admit that Wolverines aren't the best mascot in the world. There's a reason why my beloved Michigan Marching Band does not go by the name "Wolverine Marching Band." But yes, they will chew off your face when grumpy. And the one time in the 1920's that some dumb-ass thought it would be a good idea to bring a live wolverine to a Michigan game, the thing ate its way out of the cage. (Which is kinda cool, but definitely belongs in that old "Bad Idea" Jeans SNL skit. ("So I hired this ex-free-base addict...")). But wolverines are responsible for one of John Candy's best lesser-known film lines: If they told you wolverines would make good house pets, would you believe them? Feel the love, gorilla-man. I don't hate your kind until October.

Modal, that statue is like accupuncture in overdrive! Modified to add: Not to mention someone has waaaaaaaay too much time on their hands! JK... Spartans rule! Woverines drool! ^5 Neener, neener, neener, Jeff!