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Poor baby? Poor Elf! (Read 1122 times)

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    http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5161/5246094103_cdf0cc1438.jpg

     

    Here's a link. I'm apparently not smart enough to post the picture.

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/34670740@N06/5246094103/

    I don't half-ass anything

     

    "I have several close friends who have run marathons, a word that is actually derived from two Swahili words: mara, which means 'to die a horrible death' and thon, which means 'for a stupid T-shirt.' Look it up." - Celia Rivenbark, You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning

     


    an amazing likeness

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      Acceptable at a dance, invaluable in a shipwreck.

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        Thanks!

        I don't half-ass anything

         

        "I have several close friends who have run marathons, a word that is actually derived from two Swahili words: mara, which means 'to die a horrible death' and thon, which means 'for a stupid T-shirt.' Look it up." - Celia Rivenbark, You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning

         

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        rectumdamnnearkilledem

          Ack...those Elf on the Shelf things scare me.  Too much like clowns. 

          Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

          remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

               ~ Sarah Kay


          Tiefsa

            We're doing the Elf on the Shelf thing this year.  The kids love it!

              I'm with Zoomy.

                Heh. We bought the elf this year, and didnt realize they came in different 'shades' and ended up with a darker elf.  My wife returned it. Is she racist?


                No Talent Drips

                  Heh. We bought the elf this year, and didnt realize they came in different 'shades' and ended up with a darker elf.  My wife returned it. Is she racist?

                   

                  Zwarte Piet on a shelf? Wouldn't be the first time that racism and a Christmas did a little waltz.

                   Dei Gratia

                   

                  LedLincoln


                  not bad for mile 25

                    Zwarte Piet on a shelf? Wouldn't be the first time that racism and a Christmas did a little waltz.

                     

                    Whoa, that image is scary, and I don't think it's 'cause of his dark skin.

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                    rectumdamnnearkilledem

                      Wouldn't be the first time that racism and a Christmas did a little waltz.

                       

                      It's high time for some 6 to 8 black men...

                      Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                      remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                           ~ Sarah Kay

                      Trent


                      Good Bad & The Monkey

                        If I opened the fridge (or a cabinet, or ANYTHING) and that was sitting there, I'd probably lose bladder control. Hmm...fat free cream cheese. Isn't that ultra processed?
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                        rectumdamnnearkilledem

                          Hmm...fat free cream cheese. Isn't that ultra processed?

                           

                          Fat free "cheese" isn't cheese any more than fat free half-n-half is actually half-n-half.  And I think the elf may be sitting on a tub of frosting...

                          Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                          remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                               ~ Sarah Kay

                            I had to look up what acidophilus milk is.

                             

                            I dun learnt sumpin today. whoo hoo.

                            Come all you no-hopers, you jokers and rogues
                            We're on the road to nowhere, let's find out where it goes
                            Trent


                            Good Bad & The Monkey

                              Actually, it is sweet acidophilus "milk".

                               

                              Processed.

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