RunningAHEAD - Topic: Scary/funny

jEfFgObLuE

I've got a fever...

posted: 4/5/2007 at 10:20 AM
modified: 4/5/2007 at 5:44 PM

Not trying to make a political statement here, I just think this is pretty funny in an "Exorcist" sort of way:

Here's a link to the story

On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.

Mississippi

posted: 4/5/2007 at 9:11 PM

Oh that's not nice.

Michelle

Lifesabeach

posted: 4/6/2007 at 12:16 AM

oh. that's hysterical! Big grin

Jennifer mm#1231

perfesserr

Imminent Catastrophe

posted: 4/6/2007 at 11:41 AM

Something else scary/funny on that page: Ann Coulter ringtones!

"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

"To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain

"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

√ Javelina Jundred Jalloween 2015

Cruel Jewel 50 mile May 2016

Western States 100 June 2016

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 4/6/2007 at 11:44 AM

Quote from perfesserr on 4/6/2007 at 11:41 AM:

Something else scary/funny on that page: Ann Coulter ringtones!

Oh, kill me. I'd keep my phone on vibrate all the time rather than listen to the Coultergeist! Tongue

k

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

jEfFgObLuE

I've got a fever...

posted: 4/6/2007 at 11:58 AM

Quote from zoom-zoom on 4/6/2007 at 11:44 AM:

Oh, kill me. I'd keep my phone on vibrate all the time rather than listen to the Coultergeist!

I'd carry a mallet with me and smash the phone rather than listen to that.

On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.

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